We've got Movie Sign! [Open]

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Deep from the dank, dark bowels of the Media Library... IT CAME! FROM THE CELLULOID!

Five terrible movies guaranteed to give you CHILLS! THRILLS! Or maybe just, I dunno, a vague sense that the universe has wronged you somehow and you want several hours of your life back.

Today, anyone walking into this particular Sensorium would be greeted by the sight of a late 20th century darkened movie theatre, playing a quintuple-feature consisting of old Earth movies that were honestly not very good. At the bottom of the seating area was some dude giving out free popcorn, candy, and drinks.

Howard, Zouichi, Allenby, and Jr. were around, and anyone else was welcome to walk in and join in.

[each of the movies is listed below, just tag in wherever you want. I put a small link in each movie's post so you can have some idea of what the movie is about, although honestly I would say that the movies themselves often do not actually know what they are about. All threads are open unless labeled 'closed'.

P.S. I'M SO SORRY I SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS UP EARLIER]

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Manos: The Hands of Fate

[cityship]

[MST3K link I cheated]

[greeedycat]

This movie was...definately not like any of the (albeit, few) movies he had ever seen. It was actually just...boring. Horribly, mindbendingly dull. What did some nuclear family's vacation have to do with fate or whatever?

"...this is so stupid~"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"The Master would not approve," said Zouichi, doing a pretty good impression of Torgo, all things considered. "How have you been?"

[greeedycat]

"Maaaan, humanity's little thing with the concept of 'masters' is starting to creep me out~" Caz gave a fake shutter, before actually turning to Zou, having the common courtesy to tilt the brim of his hat out of his face.

"My place is full of junk, and that little vacation planet got me a bit distracted from things~ You?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi tilted his head at Cazali. "I suppose it might. And I've been doing all right. Where's 'your place', and why is it full of junk? Or is that a secret?"

[greeedycat]

"My place? Ah, out by the park in the city- sooort of on the outskirts." Vague enough for him to still feel comfortable. "I picked up a few... souvenirs~ From the theme park? Most of it's odds and ends, but..."

Caz shrugged, glancing back up at the screen and scowling. "Is it just me, or does this stuff not make sense? I mean, is this supposed to be intimidating...?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Well, it is a bad movie. I think it's more intimidating as an example of bad acting." He paused.

"By the way, I saw a television show featuring you at that 9 Flags attraction."

[greeedycat]

"Hnnn, pretty sad when I can act better than these people..." He may be sarcastic. It's hard to tell.

When Zou brought up the tape however, Caz's face contorted in to something between disgust and confusion. "You...what?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"It featured you and Ankh. I think it was some kind of buddy-cop thing. Well, without the cops."

So basically just buddies. "At least you didn't get the romance novels."

the best lie of an icon for this discussion

[greeedycat]

Him and Ankh, buddies...?

...

Caz visibly shuddered, squinching his face up and stuffing a handfull of popcorn in his mouth. He didn't even chew, just swallowed. No wonder Gamel "ate" so much candy, if anything else it served as a pretty good distraction from things.

"Wait, romance?" Caz quirked his brow past his hatbrim, not even paying the movie any mind anymore. "What bastard got stuck with that?"

Re: the best lie of an icon for this discussion

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"...I'm going to have to plead the fifth on that one. Although if you really want to know, that Grif guy was taping the entire thing." Zouichi wasn't going to be held responsible for the consequences if this got back to Eva, either.

"All in all, I'd say you got off pretty easy."

[greeedycat]

"Ah, you're a tease...~" Caz faux-bemoaned, but snorted a laugh. "Don't worry, if I want to find it, I will~" It might be worth it to find some dirt on a few people. It was hard to write out that need for information in his system.

"...maybe in your eyes." Caz draped an arm over his seat, glancing to make sure the movie was still being vapid, then continuing. "Ankh and I being 'buddies' is up there with...with..." Hold on, hold on- "...with Jesus Christ kicking orphans to death."

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi gave him a funny look. "Point taken, I guess. Anyway, I'm glad the people around here got a break. I don't even think anyone got arrested."

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

"Well." Diana sauntered over to pick a seat, already 5 minutes into the movie (because really, was she missing anything in those first few scenes?).

"If it isn't my new friend~" She sat down next to him, smirking.

[greeedycat]

Hey, those first ten minutes had such idyllic...nothing. "Hm~?" Caz cocked his head, seeming genuinely amused at his sudden company. "Ah~ I see someone's finding their way around, hm?"

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

"Are you surprised?"

"I was trying to find something to amuse me, since the movie is doing such a poor job." She lent against the armrest of her seat so she was closer to him. "Maybe you can do a better job?"

[greeedycat]

Caz just shook his head and gave a half laugh. "Not at all, actually~"

He glanced up at the movie, making an overdramatic look of disgust at it, before turning to her. People- especially humans -being that close was uncomfortable, but he let it slide. "Dunno~ Maybe I could, I guess that depends on you~?"

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

"That depends, how amusing are you?"

Diana smirked, relaxing into her seat. "Now that I think about it, I never did catch your name." She held out her hand expectantly. "Any preferred nicknames or embarrassing alias I should know about?"

[greeedycat]

"About as amusing as I can be, living on an organic ship."

Huh, names? "Cazali." Well, it was his name. He never completely understood masking that, nor did he think to ask for hers in kind. He eyed the hand with a little less comprehension, but took it eventually. "Hm, aaactually...I might have forgotten to tell you something, last time~ Curious?"

She wanted amusing? Maybe he could deliver.

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

"Cazali." She squeezed his hand a little when she repeated his name, as if trying it out, then dropped the appendage and smiled.

"As curious as a masochist cat~" Diana replied, her smile now sly and cunning.

1/2 cos hes being overdramatic

[greeedycat]

...well, if that wasn't ironic. Caz gave a smirk, holding his hand palm up as his body coated over in yellow light, making a noise like a jar of change.

2/2 stupid primadonna catboy

[greeedycat]

"You were saying~? How about 'sadistic' instead~?" Cazali gave a light-hearted shrug, shaking his head to the side.

"You're rather a good guesser, or damn intuitive for a human~"

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

Diana seemed more intrigued than shocked.

True, having him suddenly change infront of her was a bit surprising, but he wasn't suddenly a mutated coyote, or a tentacle-handed sadist, or a grotesque parastic alien controlling peoples minds. So, yeh, his appearance sparks more questions than it does fear or any other flight emotion.

She masked her surprise well though, covering it up with a look of interest.

"I know a sadist and trust me, I'm most certainly not one."

"Why thankyou~" She paused to look him over thougthfully. "But now I'm curious as to exactly what you are?"

[greeedycat]

"Hm, I have to applaud you~ You handled that better than most." At first he'd been pretty spooked by people on the damn meatship being so casual about non-humanoids, but now it was almost like...acceptance or something.

Cazali stretched, bending his arms back over his seat. "Greeed. We feed on human desire..." He tilted his head towards her, giving her a look over. "Buuut, I've been a bit...sated with other things. For now, at least~"

[keep-suriving.livejournal.com]

"I've gotten pretty good at handling things." It was just another part of surviving.

"Fun name." But that... "How can you feed on desire?" That was a concept a bit abstract for her to grasp without a little help.