Mission 01: Recovery [Briefing]

[cityship]

The Meeting is interrupted.

There is a resounding mental alarum that sounds through the ship. Nearly "deafening." Lights flash from places for extra emphasis, making it impossible to ignore.

||Attention, Attention. All personnel please report to the Observation Deck. Attention, Attention. All personnel please report to the Observation Deck. Attention, Attention, all personnel...||

They can hear it through the meeting bubble and Jaime drops it.

It's entirely likely that she won't stop repeating the announcement until, well, everyone reports to Obs Deck. The mouth in the huge statue opens, revealing a screen. On it, the dossier for the mission flickers into display, understandable to every person there. Smaller copies of the dossier appear in holographic form in front of everyone.

The planet's stats, right next to a rotating picture of it, marled blue and green, are as follows:

Planet Designation: Earth-534A342Z
Status: Terrestrial, H-class.
Non-sentient life: Extensive flora and fauna.
Semi-Sentient Life: Yes.
Sentient Life: No.
Water: 82% of the planet's surface.

Climate: Similar to Earth's Mediterranean climates/desert climates in some areas. [Click here for cultural equivalents for non-Earth cultures.]
Landscape: Varied. Lightning storms plague the plains and mountain plateaus. Tectonic upheaveal.
Air: Normoxic concentration: 28% oxygen, 62% nitrogen, 5% xenon, 5% trace gases, such as hydrogen, krypton, and argon.

Air Pressure: 14.543 pounds per square inch.
Sky: Blue with orangeish-gold clouds (clouds ride rather low in the sky due to gravity being stronger and therefore reflect the colors on the surfaces of the plateaus.
Sun: A class M5V, a red dwarf star.

Warnings: Wildlife and plant-life can be hazardous.

Mission: Track escape pod vessels with the scanners provided. Manually activate recovery processes. Return to Main Planet Pod.

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Following that, there is a table displaying the escape pods--they looked like little bugs or maybe giant beans. Something between plant and insect.

||Attention, podmates. Attention.||

Apparently Stacy wants their attention.

||It is critical that you pay attention at this time.||

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[tobiasf.livejournal.com]

Tobias is spinning and flipping, not used to dealing with zero G. He's been in space before but the periods without artificial gravity didn't last that long. He grabs onto whatever he can reach with his talons, since his wings aren't any help.

< holy crap that thing is big. > he says, looking back at the ship. < I wonder what Ax will think of it. > He can't believe teh ship's size either.

[pie-bitches.livejournal.com]

The sudden appearance of Tim right there next to him causes Dean to jump, and while he doesn't let go of his iron grip, his expression narrows. He knows that it'd been a Yeerk that had said those things, but it was hard to forget.

"Enjoy the ride. Yeah, right," Dean grits out, trying to hold himself as still as possible. And then Tim apologizes.

Dean stares for a minute, and then looks away. Tim's probably going to have to work at it if he wants Dean to trust him, (assuming he wants to associate with Dean at all), but the apology does help.

"... S'fine." Dean would say more, but. Y'know. Anti-gravity.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco pushed off from one of the walls and flew toward the opposite one, arms out-stretched at his side.

"Neeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooooown!"

What? Just because the rest of the planet-crew are too "dignified" to make airplane noises...

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

Leela collides with him (slowly) in mid-air, and starts fake punching.

She moves her mouth quickly, and then speaks, making it look as if she's speaking another language and the English (or everyone's translated languages) are getting dubbed over.

"You'll pay for what you've done, warlord!" She play-acts. "The villages in the countryside will be freed from your iron grasp! Papow!"

Fake slow motion punches!

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco muffled a laugh, but couldn't stifle a grin.

"Ha! You are but a girl! I will pay for nothing!" he declared, bookending his words with random mouth movements.

Slow-mo fake-punch! Also, something that would have been a high kick if Paco were more flexible. It mostly just changed the direction of his floating.

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

"This girl has defeated the trolls of the Dead Glades, banished the dreaded Witch-Hunter of the Hills of Fergmont, and beaten the barbarians of Em'sk in deadly combat!"

A slow-motion high kick that was actually a high kick, and as she twirls, she adds, "Seriously, I have. I didn't make that shit up."

She goes back to play-acting.

"WHAAACHAAAAA!"

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Tony pushed off from the wall where he'd ended up, trying to hold in his laughter. He floated into Leela and Paco, flailing madly, "WEREWOLF ATTAAAAAAAACK!"

[outweightheone.livejournal.com]

Spock is distinctly not amused by any of this.

"If any of you are to avoid injuries on atmospheric re-entry, I would highly recommend you brace yourselves, ideally with some distance between one another."

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

"Aww man, the only trolls I fought were internet trolls," Paco said, then added an 'oof' as Tony collided with them and dropped back into character. "Augh, my one weakness! Excessive body hair! Nooooooooo!"

Well, they were heading vaguely in the direction of one of the walls now. That counted as following Spock's instructions, right?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Brainiac 5 does his best to ignore the rest of the crew, particularly those parts of it playing around like overgrown children, and navigates himself over to the wall closest to the bulk of the ship. A task made relatively simple by both his familiarity with space travel and the fact he possesses extendible limbs.

Once there, he focuses his attention on the retreating form of the main ship and initiates some standard scans, as well as recording what he sees. There isn't any time to look over the data now, but he's certain that his counterpart and others of the engineering crew will appreciate it later.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Tony makes various growling and snarling noises, while flailing like a total spaz. The elders from the Caern would crucify him if they saw him doing this, but they're not here and he's happy that for once there are some other kids around his age who he can just... be a kid with, rather then worrying about the impending end of the world scenario. He glances over his shoulder at Robo!Brainy, then back at his two compatriots.

"...hey, guys."

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

"... yeah."

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

"Hells yeah."

Just keep doing what you're doing, Robo!Brainy...

[outweightheone.livejournal.com]

Spock really ought to warn the poor unsuspecting chap. It is rather unfortunate, then, that he also picked this moment to check his own instruments.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Through a bit of creative flailing, Tony manages to get them going in the right direction. Not-so-slowly and definitely not that stealthily, the triad of teenagers collides with Robo!Brainy with a crash and a triumphant howl from Tony, doing his best to imitate a soccer announcer, "Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll!"

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

While there's plenty of warning by way of shrieking, he just assumes they're still being an undignified mess in the middle of the room. So it takes him entirely by surprise when the group of teenagers smack into him heavily enough to bounce all off them off and back towards the centre.

"Hey! I was trying to get some data for later analysis!" Brainiac 5 snaps. "Unlike others here, some of us have work to do."

[daaayum.livejournal.com]

"We're working," says Leela, flipping upside down. "Acrobat practice."

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Oh look, they've picked him up off the window. Paco immediately began to hum the Katamari Damacy theme.

"Fun isn't counter-productive to work, dude," he added. "Nah nah nah nah, Katamari Damacy... Oh great, that's going to be stuck in my head forever now."

[outweightheone.livejournal.com]

"That is quite alright, Mister 5, I too have been corralating data. You may join your companions in their festivities."

[sonof-mogh.livejournal.com]

Worf watches the teenagers, not sure whether he should disapprove or merely relax. Better to let children be children, he decided and turned to look out the window at the approaching planet. .

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

"Dude, now it's gonna be stuck in my head, too." He blinks, pauses, then shrugs awkwardly as he floats, "Oh, uh. I lost the game."

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

"I'm well aware that fun isn't counter-productive to work. However, this is not my idea of 'fun' and I'd appreciate being left alone in order to do something more productive with my time."

He pushes off from the group and determinately starts to head back to his original position. Glancing back over his shoulder, he adds, "And I'm sure certain other people could try being less childish as well."

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

"Oh come now, Mister Brainy, lighten up! Relax a little! These kinds of opportunities may be few and far between," Picard commented, still holding on to Cybil carefully.

"Miss Bennett, have you ever played in zero gravity before?"

[outweightheone.livejournal.com]

"Captain?" Spock inquires uncertainly, his eyebrow raising. Jim himself was prone to more than his fair share of shenanigans, but it was certainly unexpected for a Starfleet officer to act in such a way given their immediate task.

[ihatefire.livejournal.com]

"I'll just...stay here, thanks."