9 Flags

[cityship]

Welcome, one and all, to the theme park based on the legendary exploits and technological marvelousness of the Transmigration Nine! Inside you will find various historical and educational attractions, as well as endless entertainment!

Current attractions: The famous GLaDOS corn maze! Snot bath spa and salon, now with extra rejuvenating slime! The accurate and exciting Hall of Councilmembers! The Superman memorial!

And for the first time ever…The TAPESTRY! Come forth and see your fortune in this stunning and revelatory exhibit!

The Great Wall of China is, once again, under repair.

Closed: GLaDOS Cakes and Pastries, indefinitely.

[Please do all your own NPCing and make it as ridiculous as possible.]

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SUPERMAN MEMORIAL

[cityship]

Imagine the tackiest memorial ever. Now add sequins.

A statue of Superman, chin and biceps exaggerated to anatomically improbable proportions, stands atop a glittery gold pedestal. He holds a crushed Ohm in his right hand and, for some baffling reason, a sequined American flag in his left. His cape appears to be made of plastic and a loop of eagles crying is playing in the background. Electric candles are arranged in the Superman logo around his feet, and extras can be purchased for an exorbitant price. A little shop off to the side sells "Superman Died For My Sins" t-shirts.

It is the olympic winner of tastelessness.

Re: SUPERMAN MEMORIAL

[metalwebhead.livejournal.com]

"Re-he-he-he-heally..."

Spider-Man had perched himself on top of an abandoned stand looking at the statue.

"Are you sure this is Superman or Major Glory? Heck, I'm surprised there aren't women at his feet!"

"Oh, we tried to, but there wasn't enough room!" A janitor said, walking by. "Nice Arachno-Guy suit, by the way. Titanium Bug, though, wasn't my favorite."

"...gee, thanks."

Re: SUPERMAN MEMORIAL

[puny-parker.livejournal.com]

"...this entire place is a defamation suit just waiting to happen." Peter commented from below, back leaning against the stand.

Re: SUPERMAN MEMORIAL

[slagyouwebhead.livejournal.com]

Mark was in a slightly better than normal mood so he walked over to the Peter he knew, and nodded once. "The most tasteless thing I've seen since the Daily Bugle." Mark was tempted to be snide to the younger one but decided this wasn't tghe place...

Re: SUPERMAN MEMORIAL

[metalwebhead.livejournal.com]

"I tell ya...!"

Reaching into a bag he had, he pulled out a figure of himself... and the younger Parker. And they had them listed as brothers.

"They can't even get their information right!"

[whyarewehere]

Grif just kind of stared up at this thing in absolute awe. It was the greatest monstrosity the universe had ever produced, he was sure of it.

"It's... It's..." he struggled mightily to muster words to convey the sudden upwelling of feeling this brought on.

"It's beautiful."

Yeah sorry whoever is standing next to him, you have a Grif.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi was right next to him, staring up not in awe, but in muted horror.

"It's... horrible."

The gift shop nearest the entrance was flanked by a large cardboard cutout of a young woman with cat ears dressed in a skimpy French maid outfit. On one of her ears was a bright yellow sticky note which read 'COUNCILGRRRL RHIOW CUTOUT 100 40 CREDITS' and 'NO RETURNS ACCEPTED'.

Beside it were stacked boxes full of figurines of "Captain Scott Kennedy" with "REAL KARATE-CHOP ACTION!!"

[whyarewehere]

"Exactly," Grif replied. He nodded firmly but was still unable to rip his eyes away from the glittering horror before him.

"It's so horrible it's amazing. I... There aren't words, man. I'm out. I quit. The words thing."

He solemnly raised the video camera that was hanging around his neck.

"I'm taping this. All of it."

He began to film, dragging the frame across a five-eyed blue being that was selling Peggo playsets, some of the larger and more visible being the Clone Revolution Action Planet and Bridge Pirate Combat sets. He slowly panned the camera up the statue.

[poetrysoldier]

Here is Ashley giving you a disapproving look, Grif. Beware. "You're a sad, sad man Grif.

[whyarewehere]

"Well you're a sad, sad lady. So there," he replied, folding his arms.

But oh god he still had to stare at that statue. He was committing it perfectly to memory.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Kon turned and saw the statue.

Kon opened his mouth.

Kon closed his mouth.

Kon opened his mouth again.

"HE'S NOT ELVIS!"

Kon wasn't sure why that was what he blurted out but it probably had to do with the felt Superman portraits that glowed under blacklights, and it was the only thing he could think of to say.

[stupidnecklace.livejournal.com]

Tana cringed at the statue, "That's... something." There were words for it, but they were beyond Tana's capability to form. In fact, she was feeling dumber (and more horrified) the longer she stood next to it.

GLADOS CORN MAZE

[cityship]

The corn maze is gigantic, possibly the largest on the planet, with trap doors and occasionally spurts of flame. A booming voice commands you to find cake over the loudspeaker. All the maps are printed black on black.

Re: GLADOS CORN MAZE

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

"Nanoha-mama? Fate-mama? Einhart-chan?"

Lost in the mazes, looking a little weary (and slightly crispy) was Vivio. No luck in trying to flying up, ceiling's blocked.

"Anyone? Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!"

[windwitch]

"Are you okay?" Maxine asked, floating over before landing gracefully next to the little girl, concern plastered on her face.

Maxine had more or less wandered in by accident, while looking around this weird not-quite-familiar land (she knew what it was supposed to be...).

"Maybe we can find our way out together."

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

"Besides being lost? Yeah..." Vivio admitted to Maxine. She hadn't seen her before - must have appeared during the last podpop. "But this maze is so huge and flying isn't going to help finding the way out..."

she let out a sigh. Being stuck with GLaDOS was sounding a LOT better.

THE TAPESTRY

[cityship]

It is literally a tapestry. Somewhere along the way, communications got jumbled. Behind the pretty embroidery, a man with a microphone makes ludicrous guesses about your future.

COUNCILMEMBER HALL OF FAME

[cityship]

Also, apparently Kang was a dragon and Andalites have two heads. The hall of fame is ludicrously inaccurate, but that doesn't stop it being a hot spot for tourists (and merchandise). You can pose with a cardboard cut-out of Hiccup and take home stuffed Rhiows.

In which Lash discovers giant Zettas

[thewunderkind]

Forget the stuffed Rhiows, as almost cute although Lash would never admit it as they were. As amusing as that, and will..everything on this world was, Lash's head turned towards the most amusing thing of them all;


Council memeber Overprinny Zetta Dolls. Way too adorable (although Lash would never admit that) and apparently pretty cheap, although the Jackpot, as it were, was the giant life size version. At five feet tall it certainly was impressive.

She wanted it.

Turning to the price tag, she read over the description of the man(penguin?) in question.

Lord Zetta Prinnys and he is a hero in the world. He is an evil spirit, which is Micky Supreme Court against the rule of tyranny against the golden age of peace for the people lead a waiver of its heritage, the worst of the environment their school, evil, and have never seen a giant demon. Zetta Micky both parents are killed, and her mantle Prinnies actually achieve peace in the world with a good understanding of what a penguin monster has led to acceptance of its magic. Life, now the transmigration car is fighting for the right to move a ship.

....She wanted it more.

...and other things

[thewunderkind]

After paying for what she wanted, she continued to look around the store of hilariously badly done characters, when another caught her eye and she burst out laughing.



DragonLord Kang! it said. With any luck it would have an even sillier explanation.

Lord of all Dragons, Kang is the new heart of the king, who succeeded in both technology and the magical world of dragons mot. Mot half past ten a mixture of Prince, was born on a full moon and the earth bad prophets, including Min. Ong ax holding a loyal and poisoned tongue, licking the entire opposition on the ground and then hit them gently beat. Dragonlord Kang is not doing of a tendency to violence and hold vow of the celibacy until the world of peace is in our galaxy.

Yeap. These were the best.

SNOT SALON

[cityship]

Lavish 'snot baths' are available for a price, guaranteed to make you feel as fresh and confused as if you just podpopped. Little cups of pudding, made to approximate the glop but much tastier, are available on large silver platters. Barbers dressed as giant tentacles do your hair.

[thewunderkind]

Lash walked in.

[thewunderkind]

[pure-love-bingo.livejournal.com]

Miyako figured that, after that odd-ball adventure, a bit of down time would do her great! Instead, wandering into 9 Flags, she found herself gawking in total shock at what she was seeing.

Plushies. Statues. Figurines. Any and everything you can think of.

Of them.

"I've heard of commercialism, but this is ridiculous!" Hawkmon commented, grabbing a plushie of himself. "And horribly off-model. I do NOT have a beak that big!"

"I'll say." Miyako said. She grabbed plushies of Taichi and Hikari, gawking at them for a few moments.

[chosenlightchld.livejournal.com]

Hikari smiled, as she and Tailmon moved over and notice that Miyako and Hawkmon were over there. "Hey Miyako-san!" Hikari said, running over.

Then blinking at what she saw.

Tailmon looked over at the toys, frowning a bit. "This is weird..." she said, poking at a Tailmon plushy. "This doesn't even look like me. It's too cute."