Flights of Meh-ncy [Open]

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Pixie darted around the skyline of the city, quite honestly bored with herself. She supposed that she could have gone to the media library, but really wasn't something she was feeling all that moment, and one could only groove to so many Dazzler tunes in the Sensoriums before getting bored of that as well.

Exhausting all of her resources (and convincing herself that it would be improper to sell people her hallucinogenic pixie dust), Pixie had instead decided to play Tinkerbell. Sure, it was immature, but she had wings, and what better thing to do than circle around this castle or that, pretending to be the famous fairy that Walt Disney had made his mascot so many years ago?

A lot, actually, Megan, Pixie thought to herself as she circled around the Gotham Clocktower before coming down in the statuary.

She hadn't actually seen this place before either, now that she came to think of it. Hopefully, none of the statues here would show her things she would rather not know. She'd had enough of that upstairs.

She landed in front of Luke Skywalker and flipped a switch at its base. Nothing. She flipped it again. Still nothing. Pixie then backed away and sprinkled sparkly pixie dust on the statue. Still nothing, but at least it looked pretty?

Pixie sighed.

She needed something...adventurous.

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Pixie heard some shuffling behind her and turned around to see...that.

She quirked up an eyebrow and fluttered over to him, her black eyes wide with curiosity.

"Umm. Are you okay?"

No, Jayne. That is not the green fairy.

So sorry about the lateness ^_^;;;

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Jayne blinked once, twice, rubbed his eyes.

Yep, there's a fairy there.

"S'fine." He slurred and tossed away his bottle straightening up. "Just...lookin' round."

No need to let the hallucination know he was lost.

Awww! <3! No worries! :)

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"Looking around for...?" Pixie asked. "I can help?" Oh, he's not hallucinating yet...but Pixie can change that if he wants her to.

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Jayne seemed to consider this for a long time then listed off a few of his priorities in no particular order.

"A good woman...or a whore, some food, 'nother drink...Serneity..." He listed off the items with half a smile. These were a few of his favorite things after all.

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"..." Pixie blinked. He reminded her a little bit of Gambit, with that attitude. "Umm." She blinked again. "I don't think you'll find that amongst these statues."

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"Statues?" Jayne blinked again and looked about as if realizing them for the first time. "Huh...who are you again?" He asked without looking at her. He tugged free a flash from his belt and sipped from it straightening up and seeming to sharpen his gaze.

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Pixie watched him take a sip of the drink and frowned. Maybe he's more Tony Stark, what with the drinking.

"I'm Pixie. Of the X-Men. And you are...?"

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Jayne instead snorted and gave out a laugh, "A fairy named Pixie? Sure why not?" He enjoyed another laugh before introducing himself, "Name's Jayne."

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"A man named Jayne? Sure, why not?" Pixie grinned, well, impishly at him. She held up her hands then. "Just kidding! I'm actually a mutant, though, not a fairy. But I can see why you would think that? I mean...that's where the codename came from."

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"Mutant?" Jayne puzzled out that idea and suddenly looked suspicious, "You ain't like a Reaver right? You don't eat people?"

Smooth Jayne, real smooth.

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"I don't know what a Reaver is, but I'm going to go with a no on the eating people part." Pixie laughed. "I'm more of a burger and fries sort of girl."

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Jayne grunted, "Good, good." He blinked again no doubt to clear his blurry vision and then remarked offhandedly, "Shoulda known...too pretty to be a Reaver." If he was aware that he had said that out loud he didn't show it. "Mutants back home ain't exactly the friendly sort so...good for you, us...whatever."

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"Thank you," Pixie said, taking the compliment for what it was. "For us, it's the humans who aren't exactly the friendly sort. Well, no. The superheroes are. But the regular Joes and Janes...you know."

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"Wait what? I didn't do anything." He misunderstood her at first due to his state of mind.

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"I didn't...say you did?" Pixie looked around the area, looking for - ah, there it was.

A bench.

"Jayne? Do you maybe want to take a seat?"

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"S'fine." He sat down a little too hard and his mind began to collect itself again, "What'd the humans do to you?"

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"Well. They mostly hate us because some mutants believe that we represent the next step in evolution? And the humans...hate us because of that." It actually sounds kind of stupid when said out loud. "We were born this way - - it's not like we went looking for powers, you know?"

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Jayne's confused look persisted, "That's dumb as hell. You look mostly normal." He grumbled, "And the hell's evolution gotta do with it?"

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"I know, right?!" Pixie's wings fluttered excitedly at that. Finally! Someone who understood! "It's very messed up. They hate mutants and Spider-Man. They love the Avengers though, even though some of them tend to go super-crazy." Like the Scarlet Witch.

Who was also a mutant.

But still!

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"If you're gonna hate someone just hate em...don't try and make excuses." Jayne continued bluntly, "Hell most of the damn verse is full of dumbasses and rats, stab ya soon as they shake your hands."

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"..." Pixie blinked. "For a drunk, you've got a lot of wisdom, Jayne."

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Jayne snorted, "Of coarse I am! I'm a big damn hero!" He jerked a thumb at himself proudly, "Saved the whole damn verse already."

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This Pixie had to hear. "With a bottle of Jack?" she asked, point-blank.

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JAyne barked out laughing, "Hell no, there was this plot right? The government was trying to make people better, buncha monsters, the kind, reavers. I helped fight off the reavers while the captain got the message out." He smirked, "Killed a mess of Reavers that day."

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"That's....so cool," Pixie whispered. There really was something about Jayne that reminded her of Wolverine - but in a good way. "I mean, not the plot, but the kicking butt part. Because, you know, that's what the X-Men do, too."