If You Need a Doctor, I'll Examine Every Inch of You [Phys Evals; Open]

[meat_mooks]

Ever since the medical briefing on the comms, the medical bay staff has been preparing for an influx of appointments for physical evaluations, as well as a few walk-ins. After that, the hunt will be on for those who've been skipping such appointments.

A few of the staff members are going about their regular duties, expecting patients or simply biding time at the coffee machine until they're called on.

[OOC: please state the name of which med character(s) you want to administer the evaluation in the header to your comment. If you're fine with anyone tagging in, please indicate so. Available characters are Sakura, Howard, Dr. Faiza Hussain, Soren and Dr. Carson Beckett.]

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

"I don't see what I do behind closed doors with anypony has anything to do with anything," she grumbled, which considering her answers to the private questions she was referring to was a whole lot of nothing to be getting worked up over.

"Okay, stick me up then."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Uh, are you looking up the sexual activity questions?" Howard raises an eyebrow as he draws her blood. "We're here for your health. That counts."

[elementofloyalty]

"Well it shouldn't," she muttered. The prick of a needle was meaningless to her in terms of overall pain; she didn't even seem to notice it. "All this stuff CAN study ponies, right? I know we're in the minority here."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Yeah, Stacy's systems are built to handle different species types." He sets the syringe away. "If you trust her systems, that is."

[elementofloyalty]

"Don't have much of a choice, do we?" she said, lifting a hoof to prod at the wall skeptically. "She hasn't hurt anypony or gotten anypony sick from doing this sort of thing, right? I mean, you wouldn't be telling me to do it if she had."

Right?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Not that I know of, but she can delete memories, so who knows?" Howard's so reassuring! "We're all in the Matrix here."

[elementofloyalty]

"Isn't that a math thing?" Rainbow Dash said with slow, cautious suspicion. If she had to start solving problems to get her treatment, she'd just take care of herself, herself, thanks!

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Maybe? It's a movie I saw when I was a kid where you're all inside a computer program that mimics reality. So you never actually know reality at all."

[elementofloyalty]

"You lost me," she said, tail flipping behind her. "So anyway, uh, I do have one question. Do you guys have a way to fix broken bones faster than just, 'cast or bandage, let them heal'?"

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"We have healers, if you're cool with magic. Mostly they're good with broken bones, but it still hurts like hell."

[elementofloyalty]

"There's magic that can heal wounds? That's pretty impressive. I'm fine with magic!" Man, why can't Twilight learn some spells like that? That would be TOTALLY awesome! She could do all SORTS of tricks if she could be back in action right away.

Howard, she's starting to get a wicked grin, do something.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Howard sees that look and shakes his head. "If you know over anything in here I will personally escort you to the glue factory."

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow gave him a look. "Hey, I may be a FAST pony, but I'm also the most agile pegasus you'll ever find. And I'd show you if this place were large enough to handle it!"

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"I'm just saying, this poor Med Bay's been through enough lately, okay? Don't wreck it showing off."

[elementofloyalty]

"I'm not gonna wreck anything!" Dash huffed. "Even if I was flying around like crazy!"