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Not All Problems Can Be Solved with Fists. [Closed]
The planet Audotorel was a normally quiet and peaceful place. The world itself wasn't much different than late 20th Century earth, save for being further along with the spread of cleaner technology. Even the people weren't that much different from humans.
Stacy crew members Mar, Punchy, Jiriaya, and the Blue Beetle were sent to that world, dropped in the city of Edia Forenze, and given the mission to "Quell the trouble there." Stacy gave them no more information than that, leaving the rest to them to figure out.
Of course, that would mean that they'd have to find the trouble first. But on this rather beautiful, clear day, perhaps the rather large bolts of lightening that were crashing to the ground several blocks from them might provide a clue.
((While there's no set order, I do want the bad guy to get every third post. So it'll be someone, someone else, baddie, another someone, someone iv, baddie and so on))
Stacy crew members Mar, Punchy, Jiriaya, and the Blue Beetle were sent to that world, dropped in the city of Edia Forenze, and given the mission to "Quell the trouble there." Stacy gave them no more information than that, leaving the rest to them to figure out.
Of course, that would mean that they'd have to find the trouble first. But on this rather beautiful, clear day, perhaps the rather large bolts of lightening that were crashing to the ground several blocks from them might provide a clue.
((While there's no set order, I do want the bad guy to get every third post. So it'll be someone, someone else, baddie, another someone, someone iv, baddie and so on))
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"All right, men!" he said, briefly wondering why his team WAS all men, "let me have a brief review of what you can do! For my part, since there's four of us, I will be drawing enemy fire and keeping it occupied, leaving you all free to attack."
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He's kind of sad Mar's going to be drawing all the fire. He kind of wanted to be bait. Nothing is more heroic than taking one for the team.
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Best hurry up and gameplan, guys.
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Yeap. Jiraiya. Modesty. None whatsoever.
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I totally forgot to check if I had been selected.
"I guess that would be the source of the trouble, then. . ." He launches himself skyward, twisting in an attempt to get an idea of what they were up against. Or if they were up against anything at all.
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someone who claimed to beTHE MIGHTY THOR!Who was... currently knocking over what looked like a jewelry store? Now why would the God of Thunder ever need to do that?
The authorities were trying to stop him, but they were no match for Thor. Their bullets bounced off of his mighty chest; their energy guns had no effect! He laughed, mightily and swung his hammer, bringing down another bolt of lighting, which caused one of the small hover transports to explode.
He was about to swing again when... oh, hey, was that a bank? Let him go make a withdrawal...
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The paladin strode boldly forward, his armor gleaming in the lightning so that he cut a magnificent figure. He lifted his hands to his mouth.
"HEY SPARKY! I've seen better lightning from a Barrens thunder lizard! My noncombat pets are more effective on a daily basis than your mightiest swing is on Dumbasses Who Look Like You Do Inexplicably Swing Twenty Percent Mightier For No Adequately Explored Reason Day! Your mother is many negative things, the list of which is too extensive to be repeated here in full! I deride your fashion and ability!"
...strictly speaking, when people said taunt they meant, in a paladin's case, bind holy energy into the Hand of Reckoning (http://www.wowhead.com/spell=62124), so that the foe's attention would be forcibly drawn to the paladin in question. Mar did that too, as an afterthought, but it always helps to smack talk.
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Seriously?
Okay Punchy really wants to be able to say he punched a Norse God. That seems like it would be the most epic street cred, right below 'sipped Hennessey with Jesus' and right above 'got a harem of valkyries'.
Punchy, being the simple sort, sees the best solution as just running straight at Thor and readying his puppeted fist to punch.
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"You know, it's not very nice nice to break into banks, Thor."
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"Be still thy tongue, mortals! Thoust dare be foolish to challenge the God of Thunder?!
"Fine then. Have at thee, bitches!"
Yes, he just said that.
He also swung his hammer at a parked car, sending it flying towards Mar. He then fired off several bolts of lightening at Punchy and Jaime, himself having not noticed Jiraiya just yet.
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No, that made absolutely no sense, but he had parried fists larger than that car on multiple occasions, so at least it was consistently bizarre.
"Big words from a man who's using his hammer to swat cars instead of the party!" Mar followed up his own smack talk by yanking off his shield and hurling it at Thor. Holy energy sheathed the shield the instant it left his hands, so that the golden disc hurtled straight for the alleged God of Thunder unerringly.
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Also, lightning bolts.
Punchy slams his puppet into a nearby upturned car and sends it skidding ahead of him. Being metal, it attracts most of the electricity (although Punchy's hair is even spikier by the time he gets near Thor).
With an inarticulate yell, Punchy tries to slam his puppeted fist into Thor's chest.
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"Thou art no Captain America!" How he even knows that name is irrelevant at the moment. Maybe he read it in a comicbook somewhere.
What's of a more pressing concern is that he catches the shield, and uses that to block Punchy's fist. He immediately retaliates by swinging his hammer down, aiming to crush Punchy's skull.
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With a gesture, Mar summons a massive hammer forged of holy energy to descend on the alleged Thor's head. This had no solid component, so grab it or take it, he'd suffer the paladin's wrath.
Then, Mar hefted his mace, lifted his voice, and CHARGED. "FOR THE GLORY OF AZEROTH! FOR THE SIN'DOREI! ANAR'ALAH BELOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Punchy decides it's probably a good idea to get rid of that stupid hammer, and punches at that instead.
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the technological equivalent ofhis mighty Mjolnir!"Imputent scum! THOU ARE NOT WORTHY!"
He raises the hammer high to rain lightening down on the lot of them, and give himself some breathing room.
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"Worthy THIS!" he roared, sheathing his mace in holy energy as he swung it for Thor's ribs.
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Move on the side, as to not be seen until it was too late, Jiraiya took a deep breath before speaking.
"Let's see how well you do with this."
He unleashed a Toad Oil Bullet (http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/4/49/Toad_Oil_Bullet.JPG) from his mouth at him. The sticky substance dropped over the man's head. Thor was now covered with a lovely sticky mucus-like substance, that could easily be light up by any flames.
Thanks Jiraiya. Way to be totally gross for your first attack.
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Unfortunately, Punchy's not good at deflecting electricity, and so much to his chagrin, he has to hang back while the others...slime Thor.
Sorry for the delay!
Apparently no one ever taught him to stop, drop, and roll.
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Now Mar had worked with some fire mages in the past, and that meant in large part the foes he'd faced had spent their entire battle with him and his team on fire. Most of them completely ignored the fact. Thor was... just embarrassing himself.
The paladin sighed, then shrugged and settled himself to wait for the battle to rejoin.