Not All Problems Can Be Solved with Fists. [Closed]

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The planet Audotorel was a normally quiet and peaceful place. The world itself wasn't much different than late 20th Century earth, save for being further along with the spread of cleaner technology. Even the people weren't that much different from humans.

Stacy crew members Mar, Punchy, Jiriaya, and the Blue Beetle were sent to that world, dropped in the city of Edia Forenze, and given the mission to "Quell the trouble there." Stacy gave them no more information than that, leaving the rest to them to figure out.

Of course, that would mean that they'd have to find the trouble first. But on this rather beautiful, clear day, perhaps the rather large bolts of lightening that were crashing to the ground several blocks from them might provide a clue.



((While there's no set order, I do want the bad guy to get every third post. So it'll be someone, someone else, baddie, another someone, someone iv, baddie and so on))

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[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

The shield promptly blips directly back to Mar's arm. Let's see Captain America do THAT.

With a gesture, Mar summons a massive hammer forged of holy energy to descend on the alleged Thor's head. This had no solid component, so grab it or take it, he'd suffer the paladin's wrath.

Then, Mar hefted his mace, lifted his voice, and CHARGED. "FOR THE GLORY OF AZEROTH! FOR THE SIN'DOREI! ANAR'ALAH BELOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, in all the commotion, Punchy's brains don't get splattered on the pavement. And also thankfully, with everyone yelling, Punchy doesn't even notice how hard his ears are ringing from the impact of the hammer on the ground! All he does is win.

Punchy decides it's probably a good idea to get rid of that stupid hammer, and punches at that instead.

[extra-meat.livejournal.com]

They dare try to touch the technological equivalent of his mighty Mjolnir!

"Imputent scum! THOU ARE NOT WORTHY!"

He raises the hammer high to rain lightening down on the lot of them, and give himself some breathing room.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

On Azeroth, Mar routinely took blasts of lightning, along with facefulls of dragon breath (both fire and ice variants), frickin' laser beams (light and solar variants), waves of shivering cold, arcane fury, and don't even get him started on all the crap Mimiron built into V-07-TR-0N. Point was, the lightning washed over his body, leaving him smelling vaguely delicious, but not impeding his charge for one moment.

"Worthy THIS!" he roared, sheathing his mace in holy energy as he swung it for Thor's ribs.

[azulescarabajo.livejournal.com]

"Lightning? Oh come on. That's not even original." See Jaime. See Jaime form an energy cannon and blast Thor while he ignores the lightning raining around him. It's like he can tank the hits or something.

[perverttoadsage.livejournal.com]

Lightning and a giant hammer. He could take care of that. He took take quite an amount of damage as well, which meant he wasn't going to feel too bad about using this next technique.

Move on the side, as to not be seen until it was too late, Jiraiya took a deep breath before speaking.

"Let's see how well you do with this."

He unleashed a Toad Oil Bullet (http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/4/49/Toad_Oil_Bullet.JPG) from his mouth at him. The sticky substance dropped over the man's head. Thor was now covered with a lovely sticky mucus-like substance, that could easily be light up by any flames.

Thanks Jiraiya. Way to be totally gross for your first attack.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Oh great, Bad Guy. Not only do you hold the hammer out of his reach like you're playing Keepaway, but then you try to shoot him with lightning. Not cool, dawg.

Unfortunately, Punchy's not good at deflecting electricity, and so much to his chagrin, he has to hang back while the others...slime Thor.

Sorry for the delay!

[extra-meat.livejournal.com]

The combined assault was enough to send Thor flying and crashing into the next building. He came screaming out of it moments later, though, but looking even less dignified, if possible. During that explosive exchange, the slime on his face caught fire, and he was running around, flailing madly, and smacking his own face in an attempt to put it out.

Apparently no one ever taught him to stop, drop, and roll.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

As Thor went flying back, Mar charged forward... but slowed to a trot, then a walk, then an outright stop as he watched Thor's furious attempts to extinguish himself.

Now Mar had worked with some fire mages in the past, and that meant in large part the foes he'd faced had spent their entire battle with him and his team on fire. Most of them completely ignored the fact. Thor was... just embarrassing himself.

The paladin sighed, then shrugged and settled himself to wait for the battle to rejoin.