"Oh man, another being of almighty power and prowess?" Mar said, peering at the figure. "Oh well, at least it's not an Old God."
The paladin strode boldly forward, his armor gleaming in the lightning so that he cut a magnificent figure. He lifted his hands to his mouth.
"HEY SPARKY! I've seen better lightning from a Barrens thunder lizard! My noncombat pets are more effective on a daily basis than your mightiest swing is on Dumbasses Who Look Like You Do Inexplicably Swing Twenty Percent Mightier For No Adequately Explored Reason Day! Your mother is many negative things, the list of which is too extensive to be repeated here in full! I deride your fashion and ability!"
...strictly speaking, when people said taunt they meant, in a paladin's case, bind holy energy into the Hand of Reckoning (http://www.wowhead.com/spell=62124), so that the foe's attention would be forcibly drawn to the paladin in question. Mar did that too, as an afterthought, but it always helps to smack talk.
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The paladin strode boldly forward, his armor gleaming in the lightning so that he cut a magnificent figure. He lifted his hands to his mouth.
"HEY SPARKY! I've seen better lightning from a Barrens thunder lizard! My noncombat pets are more effective on a daily basis than your mightiest swing is on Dumbasses Who Look Like You Do Inexplicably Swing Twenty Percent Mightier For No Adequately Explored Reason Day! Your mother is many negative things, the list of which is too extensive to be repeated here in full! I deride your fashion and ability!"
...strictly speaking, when people said taunt they meant, in a paladin's case, bind holy energy into the Hand of Reckoning (http://www.wowhead.com/spell=62124), so that the foe's attention would be forcibly drawn to the paladin in question. Mar did that too, as an afterthought, but it always helps to smack talk.