cityship: (Meanwhile...)
cityship ([personal profile] cityship) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-09-03 12:01 am

Castle of a Thousand Illusions [Private Plot]

[This is for Team 1: Lash, Zetta, Martha, Howard, Doctor, Chell, Doc, Sumeragi. The first shore leave / observation deck post is here where they can say goodbye to others.]

As they arrived and landed, there was just a small track of land with one large wooden boat. A man, clothed in black, ushered them in. He didn't answer anything, in fact from the way he squeaked from rust, it was easily to see he was mechanical. Even the water didn't look that deep until near the end, as what looked like sharks swam around them menacingly before disappearing abruptly as they arrived in the middle of a black obsidian castle. The landing wasn't gentle, and everyone was pushed against each other, as the boat lifted itself up and dropped them all together on top of stacks of hay.

There were two rooms leading out. One had carved in "YOUNDER MALE OR WHATEVER SPECIES" and the other "YOUNDER DEM BEAUTIES". Inside, each would find leather outfits, and white underwear so there would be no chaffing. They could use their plantsuits for that too. Soft moccasins for their feet too with a note that while it was not era-perfect, they figured they would appreciate not having too many bruises on their feet (at least for now). The leather was pretty fresh from the smell and looked to have been made just the right size for each person too.

Kinda really creepy when you thought about it.


But that wasn't the worst of it, oh no. The doors would not open until everyone was fully clothed. For those that still refused, ghostly white hands came out of the walls and did the deed for them, removing all weapons and putting them in the appropriate attire before giving a thumbs up and disappearing again.

As the second door opened, with a red glowing orb turning green, they could see many doors leading around twisting, moving stairs that somehow didn't quite seem possible.

The sound of a gong going off somewhere. Again. Three times. Suddenly the weather shifted to sunset (and never changed) and one could swear those ghost hands were now throwing plastic seagulls in the air, as they mostly flew for a few seconds and crashed into the walls. Seawater was blasted off from tiny little spray bottles.

A large scroll appeared, dusted itself sending dust bunnies flying into the air and unwounded before them.

ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! WELCOME YE FAIR OF MIND AND BODY, TO THE GREATEST PHYSICAL CHALLENGE IN ALL THE UNIVERSE!

After what sounded like someone thinking about it, coughing, a few more words appeared.

PLEASE HOLD ON WHILE YOUR HOST GREETS YOU, IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. THIS IS OUR PLAN, WHICH WE ARE TELLING YOU, THE CONTESTANTS.
fattynoparents: (fatty. adopted fatty. fatty no-parents)

Re: Waiting for just a few minutes...

[personal profile] fattynoparents 2011-09-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
What

the hell

was this.

Chell didn't want to go on this mission. She didn't want to leave Wheatley for any longer than she absolutely had to and she didn't want to ride this stupid dinghy with the CREEPY ROBOT BOATMAN and she had no idea what they were even supposed to be doing on this stupid planet anyway.

And if that hadn't been enough, THEY TOOK HER BOOTS. They took her boots and she squirmed and fought and kicked and punched at the intangible ghost hands but they took her boots they took them right off her feet YOU STUPID GHOST HANDS.

Entering the room after being so thoroughly violated, Chell vowed right then and there that she was going to find out who was in charge of this stupid travesty of special effects and probably murder them.
Edited 2011-09-03 04:19 (UTC)
thewunderkind: (Emo - NO.)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-09-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well that depended entirely if Lash wasn't going to murder them first. This was nothing like being turned into an evil....er scientist, or Galilee, WHAT KIND OF DUMB OUTFIT WAS THIS?!

There was also a plastic seagull on her head now, its beak broken.
iselldrugstothecommunity: (You're an idiot.)

Re: Waiting for just a few minutes...

[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2011-09-03 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, as if the boat doesn't remind him of that one myth he heard in history class about putting dollars on people's eyes so they could get ushered across the river of the dead. Or whatever. Greek or Roman, he can't remember. He was probably asleep in that class. The point is that he's feeling morbid.

Which is marginally better than feeling violated, which he is after the creepy ghost hands change them. What is it with him and ghosts? Does he just have a little ghost homing beacon on him? Frightened teenager: please terrorize!

And then the voice comes on over the speakers, and he swallows hard and tries to think that there's no way in the multiverse he ended up on a planet that practices Battle Royale.

"Physical challenges give me hives," he says to no one in particular. As someone who routinely was one of the shortest kids in his class and barely tops a hundred pounds on any given scale, it should be fairly clear why. Not that his charming attitude is that of a winner.

He does, however, appreciate the new underwear, creepy as they are. Clothes are hard enough to find on Stacy and he's always preferred briefs to boxers.
Edited 2011-09-03 07:20 (UTC)
badassfreakingoverlord: (crap I'm a book)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-09-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah, YOU're the one who's gonna have problems with the physical stuff," the book grumbled.

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[personal profile] indeliblepast 2011-09-03 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
This whole thing felt like being stuck in some godawful amusement park relic from a century or two ago. Both in the cheesy setting and the state of disuse - though the sharks near the end looked disturbingly real.

The sign also got an unimpressed raised eyebrow from her - seriously? - but she filed in nonetheless. Huh. New clothes. She put on the leather outfit - kinda swank, at least, over her plantsuit, and the replaced her uniform jacket on top, stuffing the clean underwear into an inside pocket. She needed something other than creepy plant matter to wear sometime.
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[personal profile] makeherblue 2011-09-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Unlike some people, the Doctor didn't quite need ghost hands to get changed into their new clothes - frankly, he could do with a change of clothes and while there was a depressing lack of proper hats, the rest of it was surprisingly comfy, ignoring the odd fact they knew his size down to the shoes. He pulled at the white leather as he glanced over at that almost ginger he'd met back on the Obs Deck.

"More sharks!" the Doctor chimed up next to Sumeragi. He peered at them as if expecting them to start flying -- given his experience, it wasn't that impossible. He fidgeted next to her, pulling at the cuffs of his white outfit and looking horribly out of place in it. "And a monologue right from the start! They're very traditional, wouldn't you say?"

He turned to glance over at Sumeragi, as if taking in her mental state even as he talked. You sometimes had to check with humans. Throw a few sharks and disembodied voices at them and sometimes they didn't, well, take to it very well.

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Re: Waiting for just a few minutes...

[personal profile] notamoron 2011-09-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
And in all the commotion with the ghost hands, leather clothing and comfortable shoes, there was a little robot sphere, sitting on a bench in the changing room, completely forgotten. The ghost hands hadn't even bothered with him. And what was a robot ball to do when nobody was around?

Talk to himself, of course.

"Um, excuse me? It's a might dingy in here, kinda old fashioned at that," he said aloud. "Kinda spooky too with all those ghostly appendages about, just casually violating people like that... No personal space in this place at all, really. I'll be honest, there's a distinct smell of human sweat in here, and it's, well, I'll be honest it's not the nicest smell in the universe, but it would be nice if someone could just come and help me get right on out of here and out of the smell and old clothes..."

He looked around for any sign of something that could help him. And then he saw... IT.

A seagull.

It flew into the room, perched nearby, and just looked at him.

"...Um..." Birds. Wheatley hated birds. So so much. "...Shoo?"

The seagull flapped its wings, flew over Wheatley and grabbed his handle with its feet, flying off with the robot in tow.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he screamed in a very undignified manner. "BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!" But there was nobody to hear as the bird disappeared into the castle.
thewunderkind: (KICK TO THE FACE)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-09-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sweet the time this guy took to do his bow was the PERFECT TIME for Lash to make a run for it and attempt to kick in THE FACE the lower regions that could probably cause him as much pain as possible.

She hadn't really thought out this plan apart from revenge, punching and kicking.
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[personal profile] indeliblepast 2011-09-04 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sumeragi just. Stared. First at the man who felt the need to do his own sound effects - she wasn't sure as to whether this counted as 'extreme narcisism', 'low budget', or both - and then at Lash, making a mad, angry dash towards him. It briefly crossed her mind that maybe she should intervene - but naaaaaaah. Too much effort.

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Re: First Challenge - The Doctor

[personal profile] makeherblue 2011-09-06 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
The Doctor eyed that plank, which really looked like it belonged on a proper pirate ship, and then turned to the old man just as he decided to take a bit of a tumble.

"Whoops!" The Doctor started to go help the old man up before he saved him the trouble.

Old? Oh yes, he thought the man was very incredibly old, and not in that regular human way where they though shooting for only eighty was something worth celebrating about. He couldn't recall the last time he'd been called "dear boy". Then again, young face. New body. New bits and pieces and everything. The Doctor snooped behind the old man and his impressive beard with that key hiding function built in. He considered himself as impressed with the beard as the key and the float, the Doctor coming up behind the Elder to peer at him and then at the key.

"Quite possibly. Or maybe not, because I must say, the view is fantastic." Give him a few seconds and he might rush toward that window. "Not many visitors, you say? What about that Chaos fella?"

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Re: ...and Wheatley

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Re: Third Challenge - Howard and Sumeragi

[personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity 2011-09-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, it's DDR. If DDR were designed by the tormented souls shackled in the pits of Hell.

Thankfully, Howard's good at DDR! He spent a good portion of his life loitering around the arcade and rigging token machines, so he's got a few moves in him. And it's really just Simon Says with your feet, and Howard's prowess at Simon Says is renowned throughout the land.

He looks over at Sumeragi. "Count of three?"

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Re: Fourth Challenge - Hit Girl

[identity profile] hit-girl-mindy.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hit Girl looked at the console for awhile, barely believing what she was seeing. It was like when dad used to take her to the pizza shop and she would play House of the Dead or some game similar to that. She spied to key and understood that the rules were simple enough: you did what you had to do to get the key, and that the rules could change at any time. She wasn't naive enough to think that this place was going to play FAIR.

Still, she rubbed her hands, cracking her knuckles and getting ready to school this game proper on how good of a shot she'd become. She took the gun in her hands, and despite herself, smiled.

"Time to get serious," she said, ad took the plastic gun, ready to duel out some punishment.
thewunderkind: (Angry - YOU. CRUSH. NOW.)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-09-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You've got to be KIDDING ME!" she yelled out, angrily crying out to the viewing window. "This isn't a challenge, it's...the dumbest thing ever!"

With a primal scream, and having wanting to SO MANY hit things in this place already today, she nearly threw herself at the other girl, left fist first.
thewunderkind: (What in the world...)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-09-07 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lash had operated on clones before during the World Wars. But this was just beyond ridiculous. She wanted to laugh, but the mud battle had left her out of breath. The wunderkind knew what she was good for, and it was lots of fancy shooting.

"I've got the laser," she told all of them, moving behind to where the large machine was, turning it on and making it hum. Testing it out on a nearby wall, she watched as it melted the cement.

"Oooh! Better lower the power," she muttered to herself, thinking aloud.

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