trans_9 | Me and Ruffnut down by the Hydro Bay

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Me and Ruffnut down by the Hydro Bay

Ok, so she had totally promised Negi she would be responsible for the pills, but she was only half truthing it. She had, after all, constantly had the whole "only twelve" thing bringing her down in certain situations, and wanted to amend that, at least for a little while. So she was down in the hydroponics bay, filling up mug after mug with the beer, the animals in the bay looking at her momentarily before going about their business.

If they wouldn't let twelve year old Hit Girl drink, they WOULD let nineteen year old Mindy Macready do so. And so when Ruffnut arrived, she would find a taller, more athletic looking blond sitting by the beer tree, one leg up, beer already in hand.

"Took you long enough, Ruff," she said.

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"Well, you're as tough as any viking girl, which I guess around here is like being a boy. And you're too young to have a figure normally." She pointed a finger at Mindy's newly developed chest.

"You know, if I wasn't drunk, I would kick your ass about the chest comment. Even if I did have tots, I would still tape them down: you can't really have these things flopping around when you're jumping rooftops and punishing bitches."

She tugged her left pigtails. "And tits aren't a big deal anyway! You don't have any and you're still pretty for a fighter, so shut up!"

And she took another drink, and got up slowly.

Oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
lord bless Charlie Mops,
The man who invented beer!

Ruff cackled at Mindy's drunken singing and planted a foot on her bottom shoving it playfully, "You're a lightweight." Which was as close as Mindy was getting to a thank you for the "pretty" remark.

Ruffnut was still utterly baffled by that one.

"I got another one!" She stood up faster and began to belt out for all to hear.

Well a Viking clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share

(Ruffnut at this point took Mindy by the hands and spun around till they fell)

He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

(She brought them back up to their feet and mimed out the next scene)

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye

(Here Ruffnut nudged Mindy)

"See yon sleeping Viking, so strong a handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

(further creeping along, tip toes and fake sneaking around Mindy and pulling a large leaf around Mindy's waist like a skirt)

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

[And here she flipped up the leaf skirt)

And there, behold, for them to view beneath his leather skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
Around the bonnie star the man's kilt did lift and show

Ring-ding didle iidle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Around the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and show

Now the Viking woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize

Mindy fell over herself, laughing at the end of the song. "Nice pantomime!" She said, giggling. "I swear, somehow I think the Irish, Scots and Vikings were connected to each other. But you really know your stuff!"

She racked her brain to think of another song and fell over, laughing. "I'm pretty sure you feel game for one more mug, doncha? I think I'm good for one more."

Mindy felt funny: not just because of the alcohol, but because of being manhandled by Ruffnut. It felt kinda nice.

"Yeah sure." And without warning the Viking wrapped her lanky arms around Mindy and hoisted her up into the tree as easy as if she were a cat. "Get a couple more bottles!" She ordered forgetting she'd only said one.

"You bitch!" Mindy squawked, laughing. She scrambled up the tree though, filling two more mugs for each of them. She said she would match Ruffnut toe to toe, and she meant it. She climbed down, shoving the girl in the chest.

"Next time we go to Kang's and try out different ones!" She sais, taking a long swig.

"Uh huh, if you're still standing after tonight." Ruff shot back and swigged as well. She was starting to feel it now and that was a good feeling. Every sip was like a little hug.

"Oh, I doubt I will be!" Mindy said, grinning. "I'll probably be nursing a headache and shit all day tomorrow. But I said I'd go toe to toe with you, and that's totally going to happen. I wouldn't be doing this with anyone else!"

"Aww, now I feel special." She reached over and tweaked Mindy's earlobe teasingly.

"You ought to, dumb ass," she said, punching her in the arm. "It's not everyday you get to meet someone as nuts as you are, willing to give themselves a headache just because. But you're the only person besides my stupid spouses and the Overlord that I trust on this bucket of guts. That means something to me."

She shrugged, and drank the beer quickly.

"You're like somewhere between angry drunk and lovey drunk." Ruff teased further rubbing her arm and digging around in her rucksack producing a thick loaf of cheese bread offering some to her.

"The hell? I'm never angry!" Mindy insisted, and glad took a hunk of the bread, chewing it. "And who says I'm lovey?

"Hey, this is pretty good. Where'd you get it?"

"You're practically gushing over me." Ruff shot back and messed up Mindy's hair.

"I got it from the bar. They're really good at this stuff."

"S-shut up!" Mindy said, reddening. "I can insult you just as easily! You're loud and annoying and a pain in the ass too! And your guard sucks!"

Of course, she'd never say slow or dumb. She was not THAT guy.

"Kang's? I miss that place. He's a pretty good barkeep."

"Yeah and you're a know-it-all runt who weighs as much as a leaf." She shot back and added, "Flatchest." And prodded Mindy in her not currently flat chest to further the point. "But you're still kickass."

"Who cares how much I weigh, I can still beat the shit out of someone twice my height!" Mindy said. "And I don't have a flat chest now, as you can plainly see! You're one to talk!"

And no, she didn't care Ruffnut just touched hers: she would likely be the only one to not get punched for it. "Damn right I am. You are too, when you're not being insane!"

"You just said you liked my insane. Pick a side drink drunk drunk!" Not the most creative nickname but it would work.

"It's both fun and annoying!" Mindy shot back. "And you're getting as drunk as I am, stop acting like you're all good and sober!"

Even if Mindy is more sprawled out then usual, and bursts into giggles after saying that.

"I'll show you drunk!" Ruff declared and stumbled to her feet.

"Ahhhhh" She held her hands out and summoned a pair of lightning balls, then a third and looked like she was about to try juggling them.

The first landed on her head with a spark and a flame, the second landed in her mug of beer fizzling out and the third landed on Mindy.

"Ow!" She yelped slapping out the fire on her head.

"What the hell are you do-" And Mindy stopped short when the lightning landed on Mindy's head. "SHIT, OW OW!" She poured the alcohol over her head and then lurched over to Ruffnut, doing the same, but only getting half of on the viking, most of it ending up on her clothing.

"God damn it!" Mindy swore, swatting at her head.

Ruff snorted and giggled, "Aw come on that didn't hurt too bad?" She was dripping with beer now, soaked clean through the shirt she'd been wearing now clinging to her. "I've zapped you plenty of times." She flopped back onto the ground ringing beer out of one of her braids.

She looked at the braid curiously and stuck the tip in her mouth sucking the beer out, it was still good.

"My head was on fire!" Mindy shot back, but instead of being upset, she was already snickering. "You are seriously on drugs, Ruffnut. Only crazy people go out of their way to go and juggle fucking lightning when drunk. But you're getting better at it though. I can see your tits though."

And for good measure, she reached over and squeezed the left. Take THAT.

But seeing her suck the beer out of the braid, she went for the other, sucking it.

"Huh. What kind of beer is this?"

"Braid beer?" She muttered around a mouthful of hair. She'd barely blinked at getting her chest squeezed by Mindy, though sucking on her hair was a little weird. Even looking at Mindy now though Ruffnut couldn't help but see the girl she knew Mindy was instead of this older version. Maybe she was drunk after all.

Mindy saw the shocked look and was off, looking irritated.

"Ok, I'm a little drunk, so sue me," she said, reddening. "It still tasted pretty good, ok?

She looked more than a little angry at herself. "What were you looking at m like that for anyway?"

Ruff raised a suspicious eyebrow, "Well I didn't say you had to stop. It was just weird. Chill out." She took her mug and drank from it some more. Really it wasn't that weird right? They were just a couple of drunk friends.

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