trans_9 | Me and Ruffnut down by the Hydro Bay

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Me and Ruffnut down by the Hydro Bay

Ok, so she had totally promised Negi she would be responsible for the pills, but she was only half truthing it. She had, after all, constantly had the whole "only twelve" thing bringing her down in certain situations, and wanted to amend that, at least for a little while. So she was down in the hydroponics bay, filling up mug after mug with the beer, the animals in the bay looking at her momentarily before going about their business.

If they wouldn't let twelve year old Hit Girl drink, they WOULD let nineteen year old Mindy Macready do so. And so when Ruffnut arrived, she would find a taller, more athletic looking blond sitting by the beer tree, one leg up, beer already in hand.

"Took you long enough, Ruff," she said.

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"You're like somewhere between angry drunk and lovey drunk." Ruff teased further rubbing her arm and digging around in her rucksack producing a thick loaf of cheese bread offering some to her.

"The hell? I'm never angry!" Mindy insisted, and glad took a hunk of the bread, chewing it. "And who says I'm lovey?

"Hey, this is pretty good. Where'd you get it?"

"You're practically gushing over me." Ruff shot back and messed up Mindy's hair.

"I got it from the bar. They're really good at this stuff."

"S-shut up!" Mindy said, reddening. "I can insult you just as easily! You're loud and annoying and a pain in the ass too! And your guard sucks!"

Of course, she'd never say slow or dumb. She was not THAT guy.

"Kang's? I miss that place. He's a pretty good barkeep."

"Yeah and you're a know-it-all runt who weighs as much as a leaf." She shot back and added, "Flatchest." And prodded Mindy in her not currently flat chest to further the point. "But you're still kickass."

"Who cares how much I weigh, I can still beat the shit out of someone twice my height!" Mindy said. "And I don't have a flat chest now, as you can plainly see! You're one to talk!"

And no, she didn't care Ruffnut just touched hers: she would likely be the only one to not get punched for it. "Damn right I am. You are too, when you're not being insane!"

"You just said you liked my insane. Pick a side drink drunk drunk!" Not the most creative nickname but it would work.

"It's both fun and annoying!" Mindy shot back. "And you're getting as drunk as I am, stop acting like you're all good and sober!"

Even if Mindy is more sprawled out then usual, and bursts into giggles after saying that.

"I'll show you drunk!" Ruff declared and stumbled to her feet.

"Ahhhhh" She held her hands out and summoned a pair of lightning balls, then a third and looked like she was about to try juggling them.

The first landed on her head with a spark and a flame, the second landed in her mug of beer fizzling out and the third landed on Mindy.

"Ow!" She yelped slapping out the fire on her head.

"What the hell are you do-" And Mindy stopped short when the lightning landed on Mindy's head. "SHIT, OW OW!" She poured the alcohol over her head and then lurched over to Ruffnut, doing the same, but only getting half of on the viking, most of it ending up on her clothing.

"God damn it!" Mindy swore, swatting at her head.

Ruff snorted and giggled, "Aw come on that didn't hurt too bad?" She was dripping with beer now, soaked clean through the shirt she'd been wearing now clinging to her. "I've zapped you plenty of times." She flopped back onto the ground ringing beer out of one of her braids.

She looked at the braid curiously and stuck the tip in her mouth sucking the beer out, it was still good.

"My head was on fire!" Mindy shot back, but instead of being upset, she was already snickering. "You are seriously on drugs, Ruffnut. Only crazy people go out of their way to go and juggle fucking lightning when drunk. But you're getting better at it though. I can see your tits though."

And for good measure, she reached over and squeezed the left. Take THAT.

But seeing her suck the beer out of the braid, she went for the other, sucking it.

"Huh. What kind of beer is this?"

"Braid beer?" She muttered around a mouthful of hair. She'd barely blinked at getting her chest squeezed by Mindy, though sucking on her hair was a little weird. Even looking at Mindy now though Ruffnut couldn't help but see the girl she knew Mindy was instead of this older version. Maybe she was drunk after all.

Mindy saw the shocked look and was off, looking irritated.

"Ok, I'm a little drunk, so sue me," she said, reddening. "It still tasted pretty good, ok?

She looked more than a little angry at herself. "What were you looking at m like that for anyway?"

Ruff raised a suspicious eyebrow, "Well I didn't say you had to stop. It was just weird. Chill out." She took her mug and drank from it some more. Really it wasn't that weird right? They were just a couple of drunk friends.

Well now she just felt weird doing it now, especially in this...body, which seemed to be getting smaller?

Uh oh.

"Damn it," she cursed, and grabbed one more beer and downed it quickly. "This is wearing off!"

Ruff blinked and then laughed out loud. "Dude that's so weird looking!"

And then, something about the beer gave Ruffnut a surprisingly perceptive thought.

"Hey are you gonna explode?"

...well mostly perceptive.

"Cuz like, you drank a whole lot and not your body's getting smaller so...where's it all gonna go?"

"I dunno where its gonna..." And Mindy swerved, REALLY badly, and fell on the floor pretty hard, swearing, her head spinning. It was all IN her now, and now she was practically salivating.

"Pill, PILL!" She muttered, fumbling for her pockets. "Ruff, a little help!!"

Well, this was scary.

"What's gonna happen?" Ruff asked unsure as she began pat searching Mindy's pockets for the bottle. Little did either of them know it had fallen out during their roughhousing.

"I'm gonna experience it without the..." And here Mindy was reverted back to her usual self, only she was definitely out of it, her eyes half lidded. thank goodness for that cheese bread.

"Woooow. So this is it without getting older. I feel sooo heavy."

Ruff couldn't help but snort and laugh. Mindy had gone from drunk to smashed in minutes. "Here look me in the eyes." She brushed her bangs back to try and meet Mindy's eyes to see how far gone she was.

Mindy raised her eyes to Ruffnut's. She knew she was fucked up, no point in denying it, but she would be damned if she wouldn't meet Ruffnut's gaze with determination and certainty, the same as she would in any situation.

"Damn. Shoulda had the other pill ready," she said, unable to do much more. "Fine, you win. I AM justa kid, right?"

"Nah." Ruff gave Mindy a light push to knock her on her butt but sat down with her. "You're the most badass kid I know." She rubbed Mindy's back reassuringly. "I don't care what happens with this war I'm taking you back to Birk with me."

Mindy chuckled, but hiccuped at the same time. "Yeah well, I don't see what the hell you would want with an orphan that knows about tech farther into the time. By then you'd probably have moved on and found your niche. Why get saddled with me?"

Ruffnut laughed louder, "Now you're just babbling. I don't think niche is even a word."

"You're funny and fun and you kick serious ass. Why wouldn't I want to be friends with you?"

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