http://changelingdude.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] changelingdude.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-04-15 08:30 pm

Monsters and Mazes

As you enter the Sensorium today you find a most peculiar sight.

A large black wall with a 8-bit logo reading "Monsters and Mazes"

And two simple words.

"Start Game."

Upon choosing this a new menu appears showing a series of options:

Fighter
Paladin
Hunter
Rogue
Wizard
Cleric
Bard

What to do what to do?

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Azerothian rituals tended to come in three sorts: blatantly evil, helpful, and subtly evil, but not so much that you would know to interfere until the ritual was complete.

So he moved up closer to the ritual without interrupting, waiting to see what came of it. (Also, hey, priestesses!)

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like someone's in need of an intrepid adventurer!

He drew out his sword and charged towards the cathedral doors, bellowing, "For the glory of Quel'thalas!"

He hasn't figured out this is a game yet. This is pretty much his daily life.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that? Spellcasters at range? The only appropriate thing to do there is hurl your shield at them.

...it's SUPPOSED to strike them, silence them, damage them, and return to his hand immediately. Instead, it just boned a priestess, then flopped to the ground.

"...Why? Why would you give me sword-and-shield equipment if I'm apparently trained for retribution?" he complained to the sky, as he hurried into the cathedral.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Those weren't fearsome monsters! Those weren't fearsome at all!

There was only one thing to do: pull them all.

"The Sin'dorei will prevail!" he bellowed, leaping into the midst of the creatures as he called upon his powers as a paladin. He... meant to consecrate the ground with holy energy that would scourge the creatures from the world and draw them to attack him instead of the girl, but considering he had no idea what the M&M paladin powers actually were...

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, this is exactly his style! He tore into the monsters without regard for his personal safety, hewing at them furiously to strike them down. Out of the corner of his eye he kept watch on the evil summoner, just in case he decided to join in the fun.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This really seemed like a situation that called for some AOE. Where's a mage when you needed one?

Oh well. Train to zone! Still in the midst pitched combat, Mar began stalking towards the warlock, hauling the entire pull of twig monsters with him. "This ends here, villain!"

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've heard that one before!" Mar said. "And yet somehow it always works out in MY favor!"

Thinking quickly, he aimed carefully, then punted a twig monster at the warlock.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Bursting out of the fireball in a wash of heroic resolve, smoke trailing from his armor and sword upraised, the heroic paladin did the only thing he could think of to save the day -- he aimed a swift kick for the warlock's backside. If the giant claw wants a victim, he'd be happy to arrange!

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if the portal stubbornly refuses to close, and there are no obvious interactables, the duty of a hero is clear: SAVE THE GIRL!

He reversed course to charge for the girl, sword out to hew at her bonds and conveniently-free arm ready to catch her when she fell.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what she said.

He hewed her legs free of bonds, hurled the girl over his shoulder, and sprinted for the exit.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, time for a secret blood elf tactic!

With just a second of concentration, Mar drew all the mana in a short distance around him into his body like a rushing wave. He was trying to drain the tentacles just a little bit, maybe enough to slow them down.

[identity profile] seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He switched the damsel-in-distress's position, hauling her in closer to his chest so his shoulders and head would shield her from debris, then RAN FOR IT!

Man, he wished he had his shield at the moment!