http://hack-rat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hack-rat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92010-08-11 06:08 pm

Kid really needs to learn to watch where he's going [Open like an open thing]

 "You've gotta be kiddin me!" Alex shouted, shaking this video screen he was holding. "My own AI! Stop that!"

Apparently he was having trouble getting through one of the levels of his own game. 

Sure it was using basic text for it's graphics, but he was a programmer, not a graphic's artist. Besides, since he just had different symbols for different units and different colours for different armies and some symbols set aside for use with terrain, there was no need for fancy graphics.

So distracted by his strategy game he nearly walked into one of Stacy's fleshy walls as he wandered down the hallway, stretching his legs. He had spent his time from when he got on the ship until now programming this thing and convincing people from the engineering department to made the equipment he needed. He was damn well going to enjoy this game, even if strategy wasn't his thing. In fact, the only reason why he had made a strategy game at all was because he had an idea earlier for a new algorithm that would more efficiently analyse enemy movements and know how to react better. This was of course, best suited for a.)a fighting game- which would require a graphics artist for it to be really playable- or b.) a strategy game.

So here he was, forty battles in, fighting an AI who seemed to know what moves he would make before he did.

"Come on! Get out of my friggin head you pile of bytes!"

Yup, he was far too into this game to notice much of anything around him. Even the walls sometimes got in his way. He didn't much care- usually you were left alone if you appeared very busy, and this game was getting to be such a pain now, he had to focus on it. For all he knew, he was about to walk straight into someone. Given the sheer number of people on the ship, this was bound to happen.

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-14 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's right! See this?" She waved the umbrella. "This is my old body. I spent a hundred years like this, and then one day I woke up with this body! So I'm not a human, I'm an umbrella!"

The umbrella stuck its tongue out and smiled as if to say hello.

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-16 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kogasa blinked, surprised. It was the first time she'd ever been asked that question, and she didn't really have an answer prepared.

"Well...I guess it actually really sucked. I couldn't move, except when the wind picked me up or someone carried me...except no one ever carried me, so I only moved on the wind. I was forgotten, see, and my owner never came back for me...and I guess nobody wanted a purple umbrella!" She said it with a smile, but it was more subdued than normal. "I spent a hundred years drifting around, and then one day I woke up like this. It was really weird, but...I'm glad it happened! I met some interesting people because of it!"

It's no problem at all! o/

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm totally fine with this, no worries! But if you ever want to talk again, my AIM is celsiuscaliber :D]

Kogasa grinned, then grimaced, and smiled again. "I like being called nice, but youkai aren't supposed to be nice...aaah, whatever! It's okay if a few humans think I'm nice! Right?" She turned to the umbrella, which grinned in agreement.

"Well, if you ever need an umbrella here, I'd be glad to be of assistance! It's what I was made for, after all!"

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Yaaaaaay! You hear that? We have three friends now!" Kogasa and her umbrella high-fived, which basically meant Kogasa slapped its tongue. "Eww, gross. I should clean you today." She wiped her hand on her plantsuit and turned back to Alex.

"So what were you doing before you fell? It sounded like you were having a hard time with it..."

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow, that's really cool!" Kogasa exclaimed, even though she didn't understand some of what Alex was saying. "Could it figure out how to dodge danmaku too? I bet if I could do that, it would surprise a lot of people! Can you show me how it works?"

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I know danmaku! I thought everybody did," replied Kogasa. "Well, I guess there are some humans that can't, but I'm not a human, so..." She waved her hand dismissively. "Whatever! On to the point!"

She peered at the video screen. "If I could beat that AI thingy in a danmaku battle, would you be surprised?!"

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
The karakasa clenched her fist in determination. "Then that's what I'll do! I'll beat your AI thingy! I didn't manage to really surprise you today, after all!" The umbrella smiled mischievously, giving a silent approval of Kogasa's plan.

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yeah, if you put me up against my own danmaku it would end in a tie," Kogasa said, nodding. "I bet you could come up with some awesome patterns, though! I'd offer to help, but then it wouldn't really be fair because I'd know what the patterns were..." She seemed disappointed at that, but she perked up again in an instant. "But it's more fun to be surprised anyway!"

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Again, she only understood about half of what Alex was saying, but she nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, if it changed every time that would be really awesome! It could even be used for practice and stuff if it did that."

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
This idea was sounding better and better! "I bet I'll get so good even that Moriya shrine maiden will be surprised at my skills! You must be some kind of genius!" Kogasa's eyes sparkled with excitement, and the umbrella licked Alex's face and grinned widely.

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
"All right! How long do you think it will take until it's ready? I want to start a project soon so I might not be able to start right away." She paused. "Well, I could put off the project...but it's important! So yeah, if it's done by then I'll start as soon as it's finished!"

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
"I want it to look like the Moriya shrine maiden! She's got green hair and yellow eyes and she's wearing shrine maiden clothes and hair ornaments that look like a frog and a snake! She was really mean to me..."

The umbrella licked her face encouragingly.

[identity profile] fail-umbrella.livejournal.com 2010-08-18 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
"You do? Have you met her before? Is she here?! I really want to get her good! If you see her, tell her that Kogasa is going to surprise her when she least expects it!"

It was an entirely counterproductive action, but Kogasa didn't see that.

^_^

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