Picard had just finished his log entry for the day, and had decided to relax in one of the sensoriums. Leaning back against his chair, he called out, "Could you play some music?" Almost as soon as he said those words, the most horrendously loud guitar thrashing and guttural screaming burst through, knocking the captain over. He climbed back up and sat down, yelling at the computer.
"No! Not that! Something ... something light. Some mellow jazz, perhaps." He relaxed much more when
the music began to play. "Yes, perfect. Computer, dim lighting three degrees." In response, the computer dimmed the lights, adding the additional light support of two candles on the table before him.
"Well, that turned out better than I expected," he said, grinning.