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trans_92011-11-13 09:13 pm
fattynoparents) wrote in trans_92011-11-13 09:13 pm
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EVICTED: THE MUSICAL [OPEN]
[Please enjoy the following with the appropriate musical accompaniment.]
So Aya and Chell,
Set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough,
For a couple of girls on their own.
Here's a little house,
Aya's stickin' her head in.
Well that's a bad idea, dude,
'Cause now those Scots think you're breakin' in.
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill,
And thinkin' livin' by the river would be totally thrillin'.
Unless they find something nearby,
Like the giant scary dragon who frequently flies by.
Sharpie X oh noo-oo-ooo!
Don't push your luck in there, guys!
Howard said not to try,
'Cause he's already raided it for supplies!
Big castle, go inside,
Look around, it seems all right.
Pony jumps out!
Says they're tardy!
Throwin' up streamers 'cause it's time to paaaaarrty!
You know you should have stayed,
And fought that stupid robot eyeball.
But Chell was feeling impatient,
She was super sick of him watching her sleep.
Which is understandable,
'Cause Wheatley is really moronic.
He's id-i-o-tic,
And terrible at dealing with humans.
Oh Wheatley,
Why won't you leave them be?
'Cause good robots do what they're told,
And he wasn't programmed with a moral code.
Oh Wheatley,
Can't you see you'll drive them insane?
No he can't.
'Cause he's crying at the pod he thinks has Caaaave.
So there go our girls,
Walkin' through the City streets.
Headin' towards their destiny,
And a place to rest their tired feet.
[Chell and Aya are out and about in the City, wherever you need them to be. I sincerely apologize for this post. The end.]
So Aya and Chell,
Set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough,
For a couple of girls on their own.
Here's a little house,
Aya's stickin' her head in.
Well that's a bad idea, dude,
'Cause now those Scots think you're breakin' in.
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill,
And thinkin' livin' by the river would be totally thrillin'.
Unless they find something nearby,
Like the giant scary dragon who frequently flies by.
Sharpie X oh noo-oo-ooo!
Don't push your luck in there, guys!
Howard said not to try,
'Cause he's already raided it for supplies!
Big castle, go inside,
Look around, it seems all right.
Pony jumps out!
Says they're tardy!
Throwin' up streamers 'cause it's time to paaaaarrty!
You know you should have stayed,
And fought that stupid robot eyeball.
But Chell was feeling impatient,
She was super sick of him watching her sleep.
Which is understandable,
'Cause Wheatley is really moronic.
He's id-i-o-tic,
And terrible at dealing with humans.
Oh Wheatley,
Why won't you leave them be?
'Cause good robots do what they're told,
And he wasn't programmed with a moral code.
Oh Wheatley,
Can't you see you'll drive them insane?
No he can't.
'Cause he's crying at the pod he thinks has Caaaave.
So there go our girls,
Walkin' through the City streets.
Headin' towards their destiny,
And a place to rest their tired feet.
[Chell and Aya are out and about in the City, wherever you need them to be. I sincerely apologize for this post. The end.]
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He pauses. "But I guess you guys can live here when I'm done."
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Chell has to admit she's getting a little fed up with waltzing into perfectly good houses only to find that they were only perfectly good on the outside. Thankfully, it didn't take her long to connect the looted abodes to the black marker right above the doorknob.
She does not, however, take kindly to being told to leave, and crosses her arms, regarding Howard with an air of suspicion.
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Aya pats Chell on the shoulder. Howard's sharpie markings were saving them some trouble after all. She also, doesn't like the idea of being told to go away. But Howard wasn't the most threatening person while waving that Sharpie around, it had to bed said.
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