Check It Before I Wreck It [Rap Battle, Totally Open]

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

The beautiful thing about the Sensoriums is that you can be anyone you think you are in your addled little head. For Punchy, that tends to be a superhero, a playboy billionaire, and a hardcore gangsta. Today, he is also a beloved rapper with mad flow and about eight hundred shawties surrounding the stage, hollering 'whoo!' every time he so much as exhales.

The room is set up to look like the inside of a swanky club, with two stages facing each other and a bar at the back. The lights are stark, shining on the mics up at the edge of the stage. Hologram audience members mill around between the two barricades, many carrying signs declaring that they want to jump Punchy's bones.

He steps up to the mic and taps it. It's on and loud.

"Testing, testing…"

Wild applause. In the audience, a pretty young blonde screams "he looked at meeeeee!" and faints.

"I don't see any challengers!" Punchy yells at the crowd, to apoplectic cheering. He clears his throat and continues, letting the Sensoriums provide some dope beats.

"I look for opponents but where might they be?
It seems like they be proponents of fighting to flee
They don't wanna admit they're all biting off me
If you think I'm wrong, step to the mic and see."

[OOC: Feel free to jump on in and gawk, battle, mock, dance or do whatever! Multi-person threading is also cool!]

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[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

Splicer chuckles at the clever use of words and shakes his head a little.

"I've been alright. Helping out the new crew members and such that I run into yanno? Trying to help em' accustomed to this whole ordeal as best I can."

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

"Seems like a pretty chill thing to do. I met some hot little shawties at the M&G, thinking I'ma hit one up for a night, you know?" He's all swagger and bravado as he says it - secretly, he's so nervous of rejection you don't even know, Splicer.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

"Really? Right on bro! I saw a few cool kats and kittens. We got a strong bunch this round. And I can totally see that there were a few beauties around too." He grins and pats him on the shoulder reassuringly.

"Hey, you go git em bro. What's the worse that could happen? They say no? Psh. Okay, bye? Right? It's not like you'll be missing much, and they'll be missing on hanging with one of the few cool dudes on the ship. AND it leaves you open to the other hotties right? So win win man."

Splicer is totally vouching for his bro here.

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Punchy grins and runs a hand through his hair. "Yeah, you know I got the bitches lining up soon as I step out this room. I got this, homeboy. Signed and dated."

And yes, the pep talk does help. Thanks for that, Splicer.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

"Make sure you give them all a schedule! Hell, even I have my limits, and you know how they roll when they ain't pleased." he'd seen a few hellcats in his days... yeaaaaahhhh they're crazy.

And anything for his buddy! He has confidence in him after all.