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It's the only way to be sure [Open]
So many people had recommended the Media Library to Soren that it ended up being one of the first locations on-ship that he paid a visit to. As promised, there was plenty of information to be found in convenient, electronic format.
Convenient for everyone who wasn't essentially from a medieval time period and thus had no framework for understanding computers, let along databases.
Losing patience, Soren began mashing the controls on some kind of instrument panel, and was rewarded with a moving picture featuring humans being menaced by floating tin plates, a woman singing about less-than-optimal romantic encounters, and some sort of storybook featuring a blue-skinned 'space explorer' and his evil nemesis (both with rather improbable hair).
"Infernal machine," he hissed, hitting the table with one small, bony magefist. "I'll show you a bad romance."
As far as he was concerned, the future should be destroyed. With fire.
Convenient for everyone who wasn't essentially from a medieval time period and thus had no framework for understanding computers, let along databases.
Losing patience, Soren began mashing the controls on some kind of instrument panel, and was rewarded with a moving picture featuring humans being menaced by floating tin plates, a woman singing about less-than-optimal romantic encounters, and some sort of storybook featuring a blue-skinned 'space explorer' and his evil nemesis (both with rather improbable hair).
"Infernal machine," he hissed, hitting the table with one small, bony magefist. "I'll show you a bad romance."
As far as he was concerned, the future should be destroyed. With fire.
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The Media Library was usually a perfect place to sleep - quiet, few people came in here except to read or watch television, and out of the way. Rhiow was curled up in a nest of tablets someone had neglected to stack back up when the music blared through the room.
Ears laid back, she went seeking the source of the noise, leaping up on the table. The ehhif holding the tablet looked like he hadn't intended to wake her up at all, so Rhiow turned her severe gaze to the tablet itself. "I suppose you think that's funny, picking on ehhif who don't know how you work. Stop that this instant, that noise is worse than mating season."
Although she didn't appear to use any kind of magic, the tablet shut itself off immediately. Rhiow sniffed. "Gadgets with a mind of their own. Worse than Gates."
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"My thanks," he said. Unusual ability she had, there. "I had wanted some simple reference material, and instead I find my ears and eyes assaulted."
Technology. Bah.
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She perked her ears forward and turned back to the tablet. "Stop sulking and turn on. Open search. Reference-" Rhiow looked up at Soren. "Most of them accept voice commands, since a lot of the crew doesn't have the convenience of fingers. You just have to tell it only and exactly what you want."
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He eyed the tablet with no small amount of suspicion, then addressed it directly. "I'd like to see a list of important technologies and inventions throughout beo-- human history. If you please."
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She curled her tail around her feet. "Sorry - I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Rhiow, one of the ship's Councilors. I'm also part of the Magical Department."
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He looked at her. "Even if it seems frivolous now. The past shapes the future. If I cannot understand the even the most basic technologies I'm expected to work with here, of what help will I be in dealing with space fleets?"
Soren nodded at her introduction, though he wasn't really sure what a Councilor was. "Soren, of the Greil Mercenaries. And most recently of the Magical Department, I suppose."
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Cultural differences. Rhiow had long ago learned to roll with them, but that didn't mean that humans didn't still confuse her mightily. "It's good to hear you're already finding something to keep yourself busy with, though. There's a lot of downtime here."
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"I am not keeping myself busy. I am woefully behind in recognizing almost every cultural and technological touchstone taken for granted by many of the crew, and I wish to rectify this."
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She laid down on the table and began grooming her forepaws, cleaning meticulously between her claws. "I didn't mean to make it sound like it wasn't important," she said. "It's commendable that you're making the effort. Many of our crew members are content to linger in ignorance."
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Ike could order him to do so, of course, but he wasn't here.
"But that is regrettable. And not particularly surprising. I am sure that not many soldiers know everything there is to know about the other side of the conflicts in which they become involved. Or about their own, for that matter."
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She had her own opinions about Soren's work ethic, or what she viewed as someone on the way to being a workaholic, but she would keep them to herself. Ehhif weren't the same as humans, after all.
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Saying Soren was on the way to being a workaholic was like saying Henry Ford maybe had something going with this automobile thing.
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Speaking of Arhu, Rhiow hadn't seen him since they got their memories back. She needed to track him down and make sure he wasn't getting into any trouble.
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"I see. Perhaps I'll try my hand at it sometime. In any case, thank you for your aid. But I should be going."
He bowed slightly, then left. So much more of this ship to familiarize himself with.