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It's the only way to be sure [Open]
So many people had recommended the Media Library to Soren that it ended up being one of the first locations on-ship that he paid a visit to. As promised, there was plenty of information to be found in convenient, electronic format.
Convenient for everyone who wasn't essentially from a medieval time period and thus had no framework for understanding computers, let along databases.
Losing patience, Soren began mashing the controls on some kind of instrument panel, and was rewarded with a moving picture featuring humans being menaced by floating tin plates, a woman singing about less-than-optimal romantic encounters, and some sort of storybook featuring a blue-skinned 'space explorer' and his evil nemesis (both with rather improbable hair).
"Infernal machine," he hissed, hitting the table with one small, bony magefist. "I'll show you a bad romance."
As far as he was concerned, the future should be destroyed. With fire.
Convenient for everyone who wasn't essentially from a medieval time period and thus had no framework for understanding computers, let along databases.
Losing patience, Soren began mashing the controls on some kind of instrument panel, and was rewarded with a moving picture featuring humans being menaced by floating tin plates, a woman singing about less-than-optimal romantic encounters, and some sort of storybook featuring a blue-skinned 'space explorer' and his evil nemesis (both with rather improbable hair).
"Infernal machine," he hissed, hitting the table with one small, bony magefist. "I'll show you a bad romance."
As far as he was concerned, the future should be destroyed. With fire.