"Listening to others, considering well what they say" (Part 3: Maingate Hotel)

[cityship]

The Maingate Hotel was pretty extravagant, and an entire section of it had been eked out for the crew's use during their stay. They had several suites, three communal areas, a conference room, their own kitchen with a chef on call if they required her.

They were all teleported from the main teleport pad of the hotel into the conference room, which was a large enough room to be able to hold a group their size and had plenty of chairs arranged in a circular pattern so they could mostly all face each other or whoever was in the middle of the room.

Everyone had to settle down so they were all able to talk, and the meeting itself would have to be carefully controlled so they wouldn't all talk over each other. But they were up for the task, right?

[ooc: Guardian Setup, General Mingling, Clone Checkup, Newbie Briefing, General Briefing, More Mingling, Back to the Meeting, and The Idea Guy sections are open. Backup characters introduced to the plot can join in the mingling subthreads if they want. The opening of new subthreads will be announced here and the ooc. Please read the linked OOC post for a plot timeline.]

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[thewunderkind]

"I'll see if I can get you one powered off those Tesla Coils. I'm sure you'd find that very...enlightening experience." WHAT A PUN, she clearly was a master at this. Anyway. She sat up to get herself a drink from the tiny fridge only to return holding something that looked like a cube in brightly wrapped colors.

"Did you see the stuff that's in there?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Oh, no, let me just walk over there and look." The book made a very sarcastic motion as if to walk, which backfired on it horribly when it fell off the table and tumbled to the floor.

[thewunderkind]

And...Lash laughed at him because let's be honest, that had been a pretty hilarious spectacle. At least from her point of view.

"Tee hee hee. You okay down there?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The book flopped around and swore a lot, but it wasn't very clear with his face on the floor.

[thewunderkind]

ALRIGHT FINE, after a few more seconds, she did her best to help him push himself upwards.

She was still grinning, however.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The book glared at her fiercely. "So what is it?!"

[thewunderkind]

She didn't even flinch.

"Instant food packets! Imagine if we had this on the ship!" Lash held up the entire list she had found right next to mini-fridge. "I have no idea what durian is, but there's some in there in a bar form."

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"It probably doesn't taste any better than the gruel," Zetta grumbled. "Oh, hey, body paint! Grab some of that for the next time we're in the Sensorium." He arched his eyebrows rather wickedly.

[thewunderkind]

"Why are you even reacting like I'm not just going to grab everything." She was going to grab everything. "It's there and it's free right? Finders keepers, losers...don't get anything, tee hee hee!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"For the sake of implying naughty things, duh." Man, he had a lot to teach this girl on some very important subjects. "I also figured you weren't going to call down and demand the... 'special services'."

[thewunderkind]

Considering Lash knew next to nothing about it...yeah probably. The fact she didn't react that much to it meant either it was bouncing off of her, or she figured Zetta would explain everything later. But the special services made her wonder out loud.

"Really? I thought considering the whole clone thing this was some sort of 'call us up and we'll let you kill one of them' kinda thing. Morbid, but in this type of society where everything seems to be handed on them, I'm not surprised."

Yes. Yes she was very serious.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Huh. You know, I hadn't thought of that." Possibly worse, Zetta has actually partially subscribed to her idea. "But it would be so messy I'm not sure the cleaning bill they'd get would be worth it. I wouldn't be surprised if the, uh, 'special services' I was thinking of were clones, though. Saves the moral outrage and everything...

"On the other hand, if clones really are pretty low on the totem pole, wouldn't that sort of be like doing it with the toaster?" The Overlord continued to grow more confused by the moment. "Tell you what, let's not find out."

[thewunderkind]

She couldn't understand half of what he was saying by the end. Why had he suddenly talked about toasters?

"Tell you what, let's just raid the bar and--"

A terrible idea grew in her mind.

"You know, we're always running out of food on the ship that isn't slop. And these cubes are very handy. I wonder where they keep the supplies..."

Stealing? Nah. Prolonged borrowing.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Easy enough to find out. Hide them, then call the desk and ask for more. When they ship some up, we follow whoever it is back down to the supplies."

After all his talk of not pissing off the GIA or backstabbing the government, wouldn't you think he'd be a little more hesitant over some larceny?

[thewunderkind]

The GIA never mentioned anything being against taking stuff that was free from the mini-fridge, as far as Lash was concerned. She was already stuffing most of it under the bed.

"Probably best we complain we never got any. I don't think they'll believe we ate all of those suppers so far, tee hee hee!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"How the hell do they know how much a talking book can eat?" Zetta argued. "A swanky place like this probably keeps cleaning and restocking logs!"

[thewunderkind]

"Maybe they think you never eat either," Lash replied, kicking some of the protein bars under. "Would you have thought a magic talking book would need substance of any kind?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"I can disprove that by eating, though. And you can be all, 'hey, the book ate all the damn food!' and ask for me."

How COULD he eat, anyway? Answer: shut up.

[thewunderkind]

"We could do that," she agreed (surprisingly) with a giggle, if only because the image of Zetta pretending to having eaten all those packets and sprawled on the table like some sort of bloated book was hilarious in her mind.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't actually do that to him, please, Lash.

"Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! Excellent! Operation Steal Everything is go then!"

[thewunderkind]

She wouldn't. Probably. She took the nearby speaker phone and pressed the little red button for maid service.

"Hey! Yeah! Hello. Um listen...we're gonna need some mini-fridge restocking in our room." There was silence as she listened. "Yeah, I know there was a lot, but demonic books have a healthy apatite you see. Can we have more? You can bill the councilmen and everything, we are their guests you know. From outer space?" Pause. "Oh. Oh you didn't know that. Well see, I'm glad we're coming to an understanding. In fact, how about if you bring double the normal amount? I'm sure they wouldn't mind." She was a genius!

"Tee hee hee! Great." She slammed the phone down triumphantly. "They'll be here in a few minutes. Should we hide or just pretend to be busy?"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Great! I'll look all pissed-off and stuff, while you hide, then stalk them back to the storage area!"

Somehow he had missed the opportunity to make a naughty comment about being busy.

"...wait, they seriously didn't know who we are?"

[thewunderkind]

Zetta how could you have missed that.

"...well I'm guessing all the higher ups know but the lower it goes down the chain and all that. The person sounded snooty too until he realized what room we were in." Money talks. So do connections.

She was already busy hiding inside the large cupboard...which come to think of it, if she was found out, would probably result in a lot more questions than answers. Oh well.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Lash is being a bad influence, and by bad we mean not carnally perverse.

The book obligingly took up his position on the table, swelling himself up with self-important, arrogance, and ego. In other words, looking exactly as he normally did.

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[thewunderkind]

Lash kept quiet, watching as a pair of feet entered the room a few minutes later. This really was a rich hotel, considering how fast they had arrived after her call.

She bit her mouth because she had a feeling she would just burst into giggles after what was sure to come next.