trans_9 | In Which Teen Zetta Cruises For Chicks [Open. I am sorry.]

She stared for the food a few seconds, wondering if that hellboar was going to start making a noise or if the wings would fly off by themselves and...woops looking down again. Goddamn loincloths. This very important part of testing done (the checking if alive part), she grabbed the closest knife that looked more like a machete then something which should be at a table and cut a piece of the boar meat in a clean slice.

Okay which fork--oh what the hell. She just grabbed one, and using her left hand to hold it, unceremoniously plopped a piece into her mouth, shaking as she did so from lack of employing utensils in the first place. The taste was (so she assumed from what she had left of her memories and cheap canned food) a taste not unlike BBQ'd pork with hot spices and a hint of cinnamon.

"Hey! This is pretty good!" Well no. Duuuh. She looked at the bread again. It has to have something special she decided. Look at it! There was a purple meat, giant wings and this loaf of bread. "What's great about the bread?" Maybe it had been made with bonemeal or hell animal or grinded with feargrains or whatever.

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"It's got like nine freaking grains in it," Zetta said around a huge bite of wing he'd unceremoniously ripped off the bone with his fangs. She reaaally didn't need to be worried about manners. "Or at least that's what the cook said. I never counted. I have better things to do with my time!"

Watch her worry anyway. But she was managing to loosen the uncomfortableness of the entire situation, damn I am still angry I lost and must remember not to look up somewhat.

"Pfft so it's a healthy bread," she snickered. "With two types of meat." Definitely not well-balanced, but like Lash was going to care. So the good-for-you bread was ignore in the favor of those giant wings that Zetta was already half devouring by himself. She grabbed one, and her human mouth not having tearing canines, just ate whatever her teeth managed to sink into.

This wasn't too bad either! Just having a bit more of pepper and tomato in taste. In fact it was pretty...

"HOT!" Oh. That's how a hot spice kick felt like. Her entire tongue and lips felt on fire much like the tablecloth as she nearly threw the rest of the wing on the plate to make a moving hand motion near her mouth. Oh god it was spreading to her body too.

Well healthy bread, you suddenly became interesting to Lash again. She tore a piece and placed it inside her mouth helping calm it down somewhat, before spitting it out a few seconds later ~~hitting a demon in the air and causing a traffic jam~~. Most of it had passed but she wasn't sure if she should try that again, sensoriums or not. Her throat still burned a little.

That ocean over there looked really inviting right now.

"... bit too hot for ya, huh?" Zetta said, having watched the whole caper. "Demon food tends to be a bit spicy sometimes. You get used to it over time, though." Since he had just stripped the last flesh off his own wing's bones without even seeming to notice the taste.

"My tongue is on fire." She declared, before placing another piece of bread in her mouth and eating it. The bread was pretty good too. And not on fire. Not being on fire or causing fire was good. "We didn't do spicy back home, except for crowd control." In other words, very high level Scoville units pepper sprays applied to civilian's eyes and mouths. This was probably how they had felt like. "But if you grow up on the stuff I'm sure it's different."

Even the boar had a bit more kick to it now, thanks to the spicy aftertaste.

"So..." Lash trying to make small talk. "This is a typical meal here? No healthy food pyramid?"

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"The hell is a food pyramid?" Zetta said. "Demons can eat all sorts of food, but we prefer meat. And sugar. Never get between a demon and his sugar rush, but that's for dessert. So save room! Fruit's not bad either, come to think of it, but veggies are a Celestia thing."

Well that only got Lash's imagination running, and suddenly Celestias were finely-gentlemen with wings, top hats and a monocle, passing around plates of Brussels sprouts and carrots.

Not a place she'd like to visit, that's for sure.

"The food pyramid or some sort of guide we employed to keep our soldiers in top shape," she explained. "The human body require several nutriments to function in a healthy manner. Vitamin C for example, which we can't produce but we need to survive. Blame a faulty gene. Too much of something, you get fat and lazy. To little of another, and you could die. You wouldn't want soldiers with a bad diet and getting sick. They might be expandable, but having a solid base is going to help either way. Then there's how each person's metabolism might change how much you should or should not take and it gets really complicated. So, we took all of that information and made it into easy to swallow capsules and foodstuff."

In other words, terribly bland tasting military food packed with vitamins and protein for as cheap as possible. The type that made even Stacy's glop taste good.

"Anyway, don't tell me to save space! I've barely eaten anything." Lash could eat a surprisingly amount of food. Too prove her point, she took the rest of the sliced boar on her plate and stuffed the entire thing in her mouth, looking like a squirrel with puffed up cheeks.

Which earned a snicker from Zetta. "Well, you're definitely in some pretty damn good shape, so I'd buy that whole thing if you hadn't been on the ship for I don't know how long, eating whatever crap it's spewing out."

He took a moment to look her over appreciatively.

"Damn good shape considering you're a science-and-command kinda girl."

She stopped mid-chewing to look at him for a few seconds, before finally swallowing it down. Oddly enough she wasn't mad at the words just the fact that,

"Are you saying that because I'm a Commanding Officer and a Brilliant Inventor, I should be out of shape?" Lash. Picking apart sentences in the worst ways.

"Nope, I'm saying that even THOUGH you're both those things, you're as smoking as a girl who spends a tone of time time working out and trying to be hot," he said. Let's just turn that right back around.

"I am not trying to be hot!" Wait. That came out even worse. "It's not my fault that genetics are favorable and..." Why did she become so flustered when he made a pass, she would rather he hated her it would be much easier to answer back and stay on top and "Urrgh!"

At a lost of words, Lash answered him the only way she knew how. She took two of the giant spicy mutant bird wings, wielding them like boomerangs and threw both at his face. Think fast, Zetta.

"But if you want something really hot, here you go!" Puntastic remark, Lash.

"Well, you are hot," he said, catching the wings casually. Why had she ever thought that would be effective? He took a bite out of one, then around the food said, "Why is that a bad thing?"

Because it was Lash and still had problems adjusting that not everything worked in ways she was used to them working. Like demons having faster catching skills.

So why was it a bad thing? It appeared to be a surprisingly effective question to ask her, as she seriously pondered it. "Well uhh..." she tapped the table idly. "It's not like Hawke or Flak or Adder ever said anything about that. Adder only cared about how pretty he looked. Flak was afraid of me. So did most of the army. Lord Sturm was more about crushing the worms than anything. Hawke...barely talked at all." In other words, surrounded by such charming men and feared and hated by everyone else, a girl in a group of men just didn't think of herself as pretty or any other verb that might describe her.

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"Well, they were part of your army, you weren't supposed to be hooking up with them, I guess." Those silly human armies and their rules. "Still, that seems kind of silly. Anyway, it's the truth even if THEY never said anything. You're hot. And you're fun, which is just as important!"

"Tee hee! Actually many of them didn't want to be part of my army, we had a lot of casualties." Lash was a big believer of 'sending stuff in and it will sort itself out' way of thinking. Also she didn't care for her soldier's lives. That only happened later in her life. And worst of all, when Sturm was still alive, he let her get away with it.

She wasn't someone you wanted to make angry, much less hook up with if you were a nameless peon.

But see? Fun! Now that was a word Lash knew a lot more of, so she grinned at that. "I do like to have fun!" She looked at Zetta. "You're pretty fun too!" It wasn't with everyone that she could go around riding giant robots and having a full battle without holding back.

"See?" Zetta said, pointing his wing at her demonstratively. "And don't tell me I'm not easy on the eyes, I know I'm gorgeous."

That just made her snicker. "I thought only girls got to be gorgeous. Or Adder! A-and Adder looks like..." She laughed some more at the thought of it. "You don't want to be like Adder! At least on appearance."

It was the sensoriums, so suddenly, Zetta got to see Adder standing as usual, all deathly white skin, purple hair and bad posture of him. "He called himself gorgeous. You sure you want to compare yourself to that guy?"

Hey you know how that scientist girl was giving Lash the eyes? Adder was giving you those same eyes Zetta.

Zetta threw a wing at his face. One with extra sauce. But without any particular rancor. "That's not the point, Lash! The point is that I have good traits besides JUST being fun, right?"

Adder looked like he'd been hit with acid before disappearing into the mist once Lash was satisfied at making her point. "He doesn't like getting dirty, and let his soldiers do all the work."" she explained before grinning again and spinning a knife on the table.

"Well that depends if it's a trick question!" The tables were turned into her favor so of course she was going to milk it. "If I say anything too good, it's not very demon-like, isn't it?" How's that for logic?

"Considering the things you like are pretty demon-like anyway, I'm somehow not too worried," Zetta countered easily. Besides, he intended to turn around what SHE said, if need be, so it'd all work out.

"Well there goes all the comments about how you're actually nice when you want to be," she replied with a straight face. "I guess we could start with the fact you're able to drive a car pretty dangerously without getting yourself killed." Pause. "Well in a way that would get your passenger killed. Not bad for a guy who was a book just a few weeks ago."

"Let's leave the book thing out of it," he muttered. Then, recovering at Overlord speeds, he grinned at her. "See, you're secretly pretty in to me already!"

No that was just going to encourage her, recovered Overlords or not. "Dunno. It is pretty hard to judge a book by its cover." Book puns. Terrible ones.

She actually scored a point, metaphorically, on that one -- Zetta looked briefly stunned.

But then he started laughing. Not evil laughter, but sincere and appreciative laughter.

Laughter was pretty contagious, admittedly, and Lash thought she had probably done a terribly clever joke. Because. Books. And Zetta. Get it? Get it?

Anyway.

"So what now? You're the one who won the battle," she reminded him, appearing to be over the whole losing thing FINALLY. "I never said that if I lost I'd say things about you that you wish I'd say about you!"

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