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When in rome [Semi-open]

The mission briefing was short and sweet. Planet Epicurea, breathable air, drinkable water, food that wouldn't melt your stomach, matriarchical society unusually fond of procedure and posturing. The plan was to find an object of interest (description helpfully provided by the ship), negotiate for it, then return to the rendezvous coordinates before Stacy decided to leave without them. So simple, only three crew members would be assigned to carry out the mission.

Anwei Ayles, whose negotiation skills and extensive experience dealing with alien races (especially slightly snooty ones) would no doubt prove eminently useful for the delicate nature of the bargaining that would take place,

Howard Bassem, whose intrinsic understanding of diplomacy and unorthodox means of obtaining information would smooth over any rough edges (and maybe help grease the wheels a little behind the scenes), and last of all --

[ooc -- Anyone's free to barge in during the first subthread ("Mission Briefing") if they like, the rest of the post is only Anwei, Howard, and Zouichi :) ]

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"You're getting way too into character, man." Howard gives Zouichi a wary look and inches away, then stage-whispers to Anwei. "What did you do to him? Did you accidentally hit him in the head with your hat?"

Even if it weren't, you know, Zouichi, Howard's never been flirted with and as such this is doubly weird. Even if Zouichi's just messing around.

"And actually, I didn't promise anything important. Just, you know, a little favor for the guy getting the information in the future we won't be around for, and something more valuable than ten thousand credits here. You need to ask the Glimmering Prosperity Clan for sponsorship to this Smiling Daughter festival - they're the ones with the thingie."

"Zouichi, that really isn't necessary while only the team is here," she said, a little too dryly. Seeing him so restrained made something inside of her perk up and take notice, and it was not a part of her that she liked when it perked up.

She moved her shoulders and back in exactly the right way to help the laces come loose. The low-cut front helped as well, and soon she wriggled free and draped the dress over the stand, picking at it with critical fingers to make sure that it would air properly overnight, and not get any wrinkles.

Her eyes narrowed as she looked at Howard. "Ten thousand credits, hmn? That's quite a favor to leave hanging. I hope that this guy hasn't rearranged his life too much in the expectation of this favor."

Somewhere in his head, Zouichi is filing away a note about how to mess with Howard for future use. In the meantime, though, he's still securely in the zone. This mission is going to succeed. It is going to succeed if it kills him. He's got a bead on this character now. He is not going to let go of it easily.

Zouichi smiles at Howard once more over Anwei's shoulders. "I'm only doing my best to support your efforts. That is my role here, after all." After Anwei moves off from the dress, he makes a point of going over it once more with a careful eye, in case there's an area she missed. It was, after all, a very expensive dress.

Howard, like the mature teenager he is, sticks his tongue out at Zouichi. He sits on the floor and starts going through Anwei's sewing kit until he finds a needle and thread, then holds them in his mouth as he rips the seams out of one side of his robes. He pulls a handful of Velcro strips from his pocket and lays them neatly beside his robes as he works.

He feels a sudden and unexpected pang of sadness. He learned to sew making clothing for Orc. Never thought it would come in handy so far away from home, with nobody he trusts and some forced sense of purpose.

"Not ten thousand credits to that guy," he says around the needle and edge of thread, shaking his head. "Ten thousand would be the price we put on the Orb. I told the guy Hilvetca's going to drop her price and he bought it, so we should get first crack at it. We still have what, seventy gallons left of goo? That's way more than ten thousand."

He shoots a glare at Zouichi. "And cut that out."

Anwei watched Howard's work with a slight frown, absent-mindedly adjusting her underrobe now that the bustier, underskirt, under-underskirt, panniers, pannier padding, and pannier-under-over-padding was off. She still was wearing enough clothes to make a small sail out of. On the plus side, the window was nicely obscured by the undergarments.

"Seventy gallons should do it. And be sure to point this man out to me - I'll want to make it clear to his clan that he is the one who arranged this." Her word was all she could offer, but hopefully that would be enough.

She looked at Zouichi, the clear untroubled gaze, the lowered head, the careful way he picked at her dress, and felt sudden heat flush her cheeks. "Zouichi, stop that," she ground out. "Relax."

You're just making this too easy, Howard. And the best part of this is that as long as Zouichi keeps this up, Howard will apparently be too uncomfortable to make fun of him. Win/win.

He doesn't even notice that Anwei's tone has changed. He looks up from his work, all attentiveness. "Are the two of you hungry?" he asks, sweetly. "I can fetch something from the kitchen if you tell me what you'd like."

Howard bristles at Zouichi's sweet tone. It reminds him of the kids in fourth grade who used to tease and pester to get under his skin, right before they'd beat him up. He's had quite enough of this teasing, thanks. "Zou, cut that shit out. We're both telling you to can it, so stop. And orange juice if they have it."

He starts sewing the Velcro in and whimpers as he accidentally stabs his own finger. "And sure thing, Ivories. Wouldn't want the dumbass who trusted trade secrets to the random teenager who popped up at his waist to get screwed out of a promotion."

Anwei had just gone past bristling and all the way into fury. Howard's words were a dull buzzing next to the blood thudding in her ears. Her training was calling to her, showing her exactly what Zouichi was doing wrong, the wrists not angled correctly, the eyes not low enough. And that training was telling her to discipline, hit him, hurt him, make him obey, because he was a servant, property, a sla-

"ZOUICHI!" she shrilled, high and loud; outside in the hallway two maids clutched at each other in terror. "STOP IT!" She panted, her mouth open wide in a hideous gape; when she closed it they could all hear the sharp clack of tooth on tooth. She managed to drop her voice from shriek to yell. "You are playing a role, you are playing it well, but right now I need you to stop playing it and start acting like a member of this team! Not like one of those-" she gestured angrily at the window, "whipped dogs out there!" She shuddered all over for an instant and then deliberately relaxed, hands going loose, neck muscles slackening. The hair on the back of her scalp visibly lowered a few degrees.

"We will order the food," she finally said. "Whatever we, emphasis on we, decide on. And, and," she shook her hand at the ornate bed in a fury, "and I don't want to sleep there. My back hurts. Either of you can have it. I'll take the floor."

The maids crept away from the door, agog: they had heard only the muffled words 'role', 'whipped' and 'sleep,' and from that had made an entire playlet, quickly to be repeated in many eager ears.

Zouichi's about to roll his eyes right back at Howard and make some remark about dishing it out and not being able to take it (especially since he was so quick to get on Zouichi's case before), but then Anwei is suddenly screaming almost incoherently about roles and acting like a member of the team.

"I don't know if you noticed this, Anwei, but I don't have a very substantial role in this mission. You and Howard are experienced at negotiating, and I'm only here for backup. And since I'm here--" on your insistence, he refrains from adding, "I am trying to perform to the best of my ability. If you need my input, then feel free to ask for it. Politely."

He frowned. "And as I'm sure I've mentioned to you before, I do not require any food. Therefore you will be deciding what you wish to eat, and not I."

Anwei's mouth is like a zeke's mouth. That's terrifying. Also she's yelling.

As many times as Howard has stared death in the face in the form of the basement murder zombie, Anwei still scares the hell out of him, and while his face is only mildly surprised he does drop the needle and thread. Slowly picking it up, he looks between Zouichi and Anwei.

Maybe Stacy just custom-picked them for maximum drama. Maybe she's recording this and the whole thing is a scamming reality TV show. Big Brother, only with aliens and dinosaurs and synthetic humans.

"I'll take the bed," he says quietly, slipping more behind it than onto it.

She was not stepping forward to bite. She was keeping her eyes locked parallel, not letting them loll outwards; that eye movement was what you did after you had set your teeth in your meat, to see if anything else was coming to take it away from you.

She swallowed. "Zouichi, I'm sorry, But I ask you, please. Stop acting like a s-servant. Not here, not in this place. It brings back too many bad memories. Once we are in public you can play the necessary role as perfectly as you like but," she breathed again, "not in private."

She glanced over at Howard, taking in the too-mild expression mixed with the hiding posture. "Sorry, Howard. I told you once I'd make a terrible leader," she said mildly. "Now you see why. Stacy is apparently amusing herself at your expense. Or our expense..."

She touched the room communicator and in a rough voice that could easily be mistaken for male ordered frizzled night-fish with mangi, a side order of grap, sliced deep-fried potatoes, and fruit juice - orange, if possible. The she took up the two sleeping pads and arranged them along the wall, pondering the placement of one on the other as though it was the most important thing in the world.

"I understand," he says. His voice is cool; honestly, he's a little annoyed at how fast Anwei's gone from essentially telling him to clam up and deal with it to telling him to do the opposite.

Ignoring Anwei for the time being, he moves to the window, leaning up against the nearby wall to look outside the room. Since he doesn't need to eat or sleep, it's going to be a grating eight or more hours until they need to do something again.

Maybe he should have brought a book.

"Yayyy, tension," Howard mutters and he climbs into the bed. "For God's sake, how are we supposed to sleep on sequins? Or with glitter in our underwear?"

At least room service is fast. Howard eats the fried potatoes unusually quietly, his typical complaining replaced by a suspicious, respectful silence as he tries to think about how they're going to get through this weekend without killing each other. Anwei's terrifying, and apparently there's no easier way to push her buttons than to be passive and slavish. Something's up there, some kind of deep, bad history with the lap of luxury. He'll have to keep an eye out for that, in case he ever needs a quick way to verbally disarm or enrage her.

Zouichi, on the other hand...well, Howard's not sure if they were ever really friends, but tensions have certainly risen since starting on this mission. Howard almost regrets making fun of the maid's outfit, but how was he supposed to know Zou'd take it so personally? Maybe the negotiations had just gone that badly, but Howard suspects more at work here.

Either way, it leaves him feeling trapped in the middle. Stacy has a weird idea of team-building and bonding experiences.

Without a good night to either of them, he burrows under the incredibly itchy sequined covers and goes into a fitful sleep.

Anwei for her part bolted her food without really tasting it and curled up in a silent self-righteous fury on the floor, facing the wall.

She had given it up, she had given it all up. Didn't that count for anything? She had worked so hard, she had arranged everything just so that she would never have to face this sort of situation again. She had her mercenaries, a schedule and a rank and a little white sleeping cubicle, and her AI, and that was all she wanted. Nothing else! She didn't want to be responsible for anything else. She shouldn't be punished for her competence by having to do things she didn't want to do!

She sulked herself to sleep.

Zouichi actually doesn't really hold Howard's cracks against him, especially since he'd essentially put a stop to them by turning the dutiful maid act up to eleven. Anwei's behavior, on the other hand, is baffling. At least he has a lot of practice essentially doing nothing aboard the ship.

Once the other two are asleep, Zouichi takes the opportunity to wander into the dressing room and see what's there. Laid out for their use are some complementary sets of sleepwear; thankfully, two outfits (for himself and Howard, no doubt) are relatively low-key.

He slides out of the maid uniform with relative ease, folding it carefully off to the side to trade it for one of the soft, sky-blue robes (sure, it's drawn closed by what appears to be a length of frilly tulle, but beggars can't be choosers) before inspecting what turns out to be the adjacent bathroom. Ah. Somehow there are two baths there, both the size of a large group hot tub (and quietly bubbling away). One is filled with some kind of fluorescent purple mud. The other appears to be water, but its surface is dusted with fragrant pink flower petals.

Zouichi stands there for a long moment, debating. Then he sheds the robe and slips into the second bath and closes his eyes.

The bathroom actually has two entrances, which was how Anwei is able to stumble in to use it without going past Zouichi. She vaguely thought that he must have gone out for a walk or something - hadn't he done that on Gondepetil? Well, Stacy hopefully chose a safe hotel for them.

She sniffs at her arm - yes, she was a bit rank. And it's not like she had a second dress to put on. So she peels out of her multiple underrobes and uses the shower (multiple nozzles, foaming soap dispenser, mirrored tiles on the walls that she could have done without), and then walks out and around a corner and finds a mud bath. Oh, lovely! It would mean another shower, but a mud bath was just what she needs to get her pores open. She hops in so fast that she doesn't even notice that the other bath is occupied.

What is that... oh. Of course. Either of the other two had decided that now was the time to wake up and leap in. Ordinarily, Zouichi would be a little more concerned with who it was and whether he should be attempting to preserve his modesty, but since the water is a rather cloudy shade of sea-green and also the perfect temperature, he merely lies in place, back resting against one of the walls of the bath, head tipped back and eyes still closed in enjoyment.

Of course, after this, he is probably going to smell like flowers. But that's a distant concern right now.

Anwei was getting herself settled just right for a few minutes before she realized that the figure she was seeing through the steam in the opposite bath was not, in fact, some sort of large ornamental statue. There were several of those statues in the bathroom, towering women holding towels like banners, or groveling men curled up as footstools.

But that was Zouichi, spikes of dark hair over his calm face and closed eyes. He looks entirely comfortable and settled, at peace with himself. She looks and wishes that she could feel that relaxed.

Well, she didn't think that he could drown - he had said he rarely breathed - so she would just be quiet and try to let him rest. She tilts her head back and lets the mud soak through to the roots of her hair - what a wonderful thing short hair was! - and tries to pretend that she is on rest leave with the Sissies; that any moment some gruff sergeant will order them to leave. Cursing, laughing, running naked over the tarmac to the shuttle - happy times.

Well, Zouichi doubted it was Howard over there -- he'd probably make more noise. And maybe not choose to bathe in bright purple mud. Which meant Anwei. And if they were going to continue with this mission, then it wouldn't do to leave her stewing in her own juices like she had been when she'd gone to sleep.

"So," he said, as if to the empty air. "Feel like telling me what that was all about?"

The fluorescent purple mud felt wonderful, but Anwei was touched cold for a moment at his words. She swallowed, audibly, and stared up at the steam-shrouded ceiling, where several chandeliers seemed to be in a battle to strangle each other.

She thought she could hear a sound in the back of her mind: the sound of whatever thread of friendship there was between them, about to be stretched thin and snap under her words. But it was either that, or never tell him. And maybe the thread was stronger than she thought. So-

"I told you that my race is called the Living People, that they considered all other species as things not quite alive, creatures without souls. And I suppose it flows pretty logically from that belief that they would be slavers. After all if other sentients are only animals, why not enslave them? And they were - not gentle, with their slaves."

She closed her eyes, the better to imagine walking through her home, where every gesture could bring some slave cringing to her feet, someone that she could do anything she wanted to - anything! That heady power, then an expected and a familiar power. Then a shocking absence, confusion, fear, rage, not understanding why the world did not obey her. Then she'd come back to her sanity.

"And this place brings back too many bad memories. I apologize for taking them out on you and Howard."

He opened his eyes, not to glance back at her in surprise, but to fix his gaze straight ahead, through the cloud of steam. His face was expressionless, his voice perfectly calm. "Including you?"

Howard wakes suddenly, breathing heavy. It's quiet, too quiet, Drake should be taunting them or Brittney should be singing hymns. He has to make sure the armoire's still in front of the basement door, has to make sure they haven't gotten out. "Orc?"

Sequins?

After a few seconds the rest of his brain catches up and he realizes he was dreaming, one of those 'catapult nightmares' or whatever you call them that leave you sitting up in bed. He glances around, surprised not to see Zouichi at the door or Anwei in the pet beds. He also realizes he's hungry.

Where are they? And furthermore, why did they leave him here alone and defenseless?

Unwilling to call up a midnight snack from room service, he digs through the trash for the remains of the dinner and finds the wax paper that had wrapped the potatoes. It still tastes good, so he tears off a strip and chews it slowly. None of the lights are on. Toothpaste is edible, isn't it? Even with glitter in it. Howard's not picky.

He's about to enter the bathroom when he hears their voices. His hand pauses a millimeter from the doorknob. He doesn't know yet what they're talking about, but he suspects he could get more by listening in than by barging in and forcing a change in their conversation. Ripping another strip of wax paper, he sits down by the door and presses his ear to it.

"It's something I have pushed away from me for years, with both hands." She raised her arms out of the purple mud and raised them in front of her as though shoving something away; the mud dripped from her arms and left little circular tear-marks on the surface of the tub. "Remembering what it was like to believe that I was the sum of all creation, that everything - everything! - existed only to delight or to serve me. Being surrounded by people who would do anything I ordered them to do, would agree with anything I said; it's as addictive as any drug, and more destructive than most.

"I did leave. I did change everything I had been raised to believe. But sometimes I see a bowed head, a dropped gaze, and the old habits wake up. And Epicurea!" She shivered hard enough that little ripples moved through the mud. "Tall rich people, opulent luxury, submissives everywhere - Stacy could not have chosen a worse place to put me. I suppose," her lips went white, "that it might be a test."

What about all those people you ordered around and mistreated? is the reply he bites back. All those people that were forced to remain behind as part of your Empire, the ones that never got a chance to escape? Think they're feeling a little uncomfortable right now?

Instead, he closes his eyes again. "I'm sorry that you're so uncomfortable here," he says -- a little dryly, but it is true. He does regret that the mission is difficult for her. But he does wonder exactly how sorry she feels for the people she stepped on in comparison to how sorry she feels for herself.

"I'm sure this mission will be over soon, and you will no longer have to deal with reminders of home."

The mud had grown too warm around her; she slipped across to sit on the other side, moving her arms idly to make waves.

"Oh no, Zouichi. I can never do that. I look at these hands," she raised them out of the mud and wiped them clean, leaving purple smears o her skin from wrist to elbow, "and I think of the damage I've done. And I try to do what I can to undo it, I do. I try to be kind, I try to help others, but I'm always afraid that it's just a learned reflex, that I'm really just pretending. And without Horanckk, there's so little that I can do..."

She looked at him, purple mud a ring around her white face. "I envy you, I think. I envy your - wholeness."

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