http://notmyfight.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notmyfight.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92010-08-03 10:10 am

Casing the Joint [Open!] [Warning for Foul Language in Tags]

Riddick's the sort of man who likes to know everything he can about where he is, all f the time. Unfortunately, on Stacy, this is impossible. That doesn't mean he's not giving it the good old paranoid try, however.

He's found himself in the cafeteria, examining the nutrient mush. He's seen worse -- Hell, he's regularly eaten worse. The idea of edible trays ain't a bad one, either. It's really pretty practical.

He sits down at a table with a graceless sprawl and starts prodding at the mush with a utensil. He's a little entranced by its near-solid state, but it really doesn't smell too bad and he can't detect any hints of poison. It's not protein waffles, but hell, it ain't Necro cooking, either. He'd handle it just fine.

He even went so far as to take a bite, discovering that, well...It didn't really taste like anything. That was pretty reassuring, really.

"Not bad."

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hell-loww?"

Unfortunately, Renne's not anywhere fluent in Caveman. Thus, he tries again and walks as carefully as he can toward the direction of the sound. His demeanour is curious, a little quiet and intent on navigating without -- thump -- running into too many obstacles. Well, that's one thing he's run into.

Cue the faint beginnings of a blush.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eee. Is Rrr-enne. Wha-t yeu is?"

Thump. Damn. The blush gets a half-shade brighter, going a little toward 'cobalt' blue now. Still, he keeps on going until he finds his way closer toward the voice.

Just....don't hope for eye contact.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Rrri-dick-dick? Wha-t tha-t be? Is name?"

He actually takes the reply in itself, not to mention the fact he's not been swung at yet as both very good signs.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fuh...Ooooh. Yeu is...New on Big Ship?"

Why, yes, he does stop before saying that word. He was taught some time ago to never say it -- you know, those lessons kids are taught about profanity.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ooo. Hell-loww, th-en. Do Dick-Dick need hell-p? Do Dick-dick go-t Doo-tee?"

Oh dear. Riddick, sorry, but your name has been mutilated, Renneified and...he'll probably call you that forever.