FOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT (In a supermarket)

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Kon had a plan. Y'see, they'd gotten well and truly trounced planet-side, even if they saved the people and walked away, and that was something of a bummer. Total bummer. Of course they'd picked up and carried on, but Superboy was all for having fun in the face of crapitude.

So Kon had a plan that would both act as valuable training (totally valuable) and be tons of fun. (With way more emphasis on the fun part).

That was why the doors to one of the Sensoriums was left open, an announcement was made on the omnicomms, and... there was a supermarket in the Sensorium. As if this wasn't odd enough by itself, there was someone creeping down the aisles humming the theme to the A-Team.

Then silence.

Watch out, meatshippers, BREAD ROLLS FLYING AT YOUR HEADS FROM AISLE FIVE.

"FOOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!"

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[lol-fireishot.livejournal.com]

Man, if you threw in some lunch meat, they'd practically had a catered lunch here.

Hey, would you look at that- lunch meats! Pyro tore open some packages and mushed corned beef and honey ham into a ball, then chucked it as hard as he could at the spoilsport. And laughed. And then got beaned by a pickle.

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

Can't forget the cheese, either. Luckily the dairy section was fairly close! Not that he's out of pickles, either.

'Ware the flying Muenster!

"Lighten up, at least it'll all come off later!" Stephen said with a chuckle.

[silverduelist]

"Lighten up my ass! This is ridiculous!! --AUUUUUGH!!"

Yzak pulled his arms up to try to shield himself from the oncoming sandwich ingredients.

[lol-fireishot.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe this guy was right.

...Naaaah. Have a pie flying at your face, Yzak.

[silverduelist]

To Yzak, he is always right.

How does one block a pie? Yzak's arms were already up, so he thrust a hand outward to try to stop it. But the pie's momentum still sent bits of it flying out of the suddenly-stopped pan and into his face.

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

By this point, Stephen had stopped really trying to throw food, and was doubled over in laughter.

Why yes, this WOULD be a perfect time for retaliation...

[silverduelist]

Good. Because Yzak's kicks another bread roll right in Stephan's direction.

[lol-fireishot.livejournal.com]

Pyro was definitely not sneaking away in the confusion to find more pies to throw. Nope, not all.

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

BREAD ROLL. TO THE FACE.

This is what Stephen got for doubling over in laughter. Point for Yzak.

At least until he got another pickle (or three) hucked his way.