FOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT (In a supermarket)

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Kon had a plan. Y'see, they'd gotten well and truly trounced planet-side, even if they saved the people and walked away, and that was something of a bummer. Total bummer. Of course they'd picked up and carried on, but Superboy was all for having fun in the face of crapitude.

So Kon had a plan that would both act as valuable training (totally valuable) and be tons of fun. (With way more emphasis on the fun part).

That was why the doors to one of the Sensoriums was left open, an announcement was made on the omnicomms, and... there was a supermarket in the Sensorium. As if this wasn't odd enough by itself, there was someone creeping down the aisles humming the theme to the A-Team.

Then silence.

Watch out, meatshippers, BREAD ROLLS FLYING AT YOUR HEADS FROM AISLE FIVE.

"FOOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!"

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[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

Danny entered...and was immediately clocked upside the head by a roll.

"You did not just do that."

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

"And yet, reality runs to the contrary of that statement."

This time it's a couple scoops of ice cream, flung with telekinesis.

[tobiasf.livejournal.com]

Tobias enters a few moments later, and gets much the same treatment. Only, it's enough to send his smaller hawk body spiraling out of control for a few seconds.

< Hey, watch the bird here! >

He retaliates with aerial food bombs.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Have some cheez whiz squirted in the air in your direction like silly string, Tobias.

[tobiasf.livejournal.com]

That will take a while to get clean.

< Watch it, or I'll drop more than food on you! >

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

"Hey, keep it clean, Birdboy! You don't see me flinging my poop at you now, do you? It's just chocolate ice cream."

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

"Yuh-oh!"

Danny ran and vaulted over the bakery counter. Several Pies were lobbed at Kon from behind said counter.

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

"... did you just throw a pie at me?" Ava asks, giving the counter a look of utter disbelief-- and utter 'b!tch I will kill you'. The pie missed her, but that wasn't really the point.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

"Nah, he was aiming at me."

One indeed hit him on the side of the head--he's trying not to cheat that much.

Kon, in turn, threw a pie at her.

"That one was aimed at you."

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

"Give me two minutes and it'll be ready! Guard the perimeter!"

Ninjas are in your deli, modding your meat slicers.

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

"On it!"

Ninja Doctors are in the cold salad case, catapulting large serving spoonfuls of Hawaiian Medley at the nearest people.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

Dark Smoke Puncher worked quickly, pulling tools from who knows where and modifying the meat slicer until...

"Meat ready. Adjusting aim and....firing!"

And there goes flying slicer of meat!

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

Doc whistles, impressed as the log of macaroni and cheese loaf goes flying over the next row of shelves and splatters with a wet smack and a lot of shrieking in the next aisle.

"Bet you can't hit aisle four with this tuna salad?"

He passes Sean a big bowl of the aforementioned noodle and tuna mix.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

"Pffft, aisle four is easy. Let's see, what's in there...that's bread." Dark Smoke Puncher adjusts the aim and....

BOOM! For bag breads that burst open at impact...open faced tuna salad sandwiches.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco didn't have anything that would be considered 'Sunday Best', but he figured that he and Brenda could play Pretty Princess Dress-Up once they got to the Sensoriums.

This is why, at the very same moment he takes a few bread rolls to the shoulder, he's wearing a tuxedo coat and shirt and a pair of cargo shorts.

What? He'd have worn the same thing to prom!

"Oh, it's on now! Brenda, cover me!"

[i-saw-myself.livejournal.com]

Hiccup had seen what the others were up to and while he'd initially just been amused and almost walked away, he decided he was going to join in.

However, he didn't just jump into the fray, oh no. He'd made a fortress out of boxes, put little stashes of throwable foods here and there, and with his head bedecked with a colander for a helmet, he was trying to sneak up on the others.

The only problem was the squeaking of his leg, which made it hard for him to be sneaky. Also, he wasn't the most observant--which meant someone could get the drop on him.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

Brenda keeps on Paco's tail, an armload of eggs accompanying her which she flings at whoever gets too close.

"I've got you, lead the way!"

[telekinetic_badass]

A couple of soda cans are lobbed over their heads... and suddenly explode in midair.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco yelped and scrambled over the pre-prepped food counter, taking cover and taking advantage of the available ammunition. The next person to pop into view was getting a fully-loaded baked potato to the head.

[shes-intense.livejournal.com]

Brenda doesn't follow Paco in hiding. Instead she whirls in the direction of the soda can thrower and slams Julian with an armload of eggs.

[silverduelist]

'Fun' was relative. Therefore, Yzak was expecting something a lot more relaxing ... maybe chess. He was so not the best person to get hit in the face with some bread.

"--WHAT THE HELL!?"

[lol-fireishot.livejournal.com]

There is a low, muffled chuckle from somewhere behind Yzak.

Then, a spray of shaken soda pop.

[sonofether.livejournal.com]

Stephen=not always great at being sneaky. And he has terrible aim.

This is proven by the lump of cold mashed potatoes that spatters on the floor just past the unsuspecting duo.

[silverduelist]

Yzak was fast, but not when it came to a wide-range spray of soda. He turned around just in time to see the direction the potatoes came from, RAGE in his eyes.

"BASTARDS! I'M GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES!!"

[lol-fireishot.livejournal.com]

That just made Pyro laugh harder. He prepared another bottle of shaken pop, aimed for his first victim... then whipped around and fired at the mashed potatoes guy.