FOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT (In a supermarket)

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Kon had a plan. Y'see, they'd gotten well and truly trounced planet-side, even if they saved the people and walked away, and that was something of a bummer. Total bummer. Of course they'd picked up and carried on, but Superboy was all for having fun in the face of crapitude.

So Kon had a plan that would both act as valuable training (totally valuable) and be tons of fun. (With way more emphasis on the fun part).

That was why the doors to one of the Sensoriums was left open, an announcement was made on the omnicomms, and... there was a supermarket in the Sensorium. As if this wasn't odd enough by itself, there was someone creeping down the aisles humming the theme to the A-Team.

Then silence.

Watch out, meatshippers, BREAD ROLLS FLYING AT YOUR HEADS FROM AISLE FIVE.

"FOOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!"

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[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

Danny entered...and was immediately clocked upside the head by a roll.

"You did not just do that."

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

"Give me two minutes and it'll be ready! Guard the perimeter!"

Ninjas are in your deli, modding your meat slicers.

[flunkingspanish.livejournal.com]

Paco didn't have anything that would be considered 'Sunday Best', but he figured that he and Brenda could play Pretty Princess Dress-Up once they got to the Sensoriums.

This is why, at the very same moment he takes a few bread rolls to the shoulder, he's wearing a tuxedo coat and shirt and a pair of cargo shorts.

What? He'd have worn the same thing to prom!

"Oh, it's on now! Brenda, cover me!"

[silverduelist]

'Fun' was relative. Therefore, Yzak was expecting something a lot more relaxing ... maybe chess. He was so not the best person to get hit in the face with some bread.

"--WHAT THE HELL!?"