FOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT (In a supermarket)

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Kon had a plan. Y'see, they'd gotten well and truly trounced planet-side, even if they saved the people and walked away, and that was something of a bummer. Total bummer. Of course they'd picked up and carried on, but Superboy was all for having fun in the face of crapitude.

So Kon had a plan that would both act as valuable training (totally valuable) and be tons of fun. (With way more emphasis on the fun part).

That was why the doors to one of the Sensoriums was left open, an announcement was made on the omnicomms, and... there was a supermarket in the Sensorium. As if this wasn't odd enough by itself, there was someone creeping down the aisles humming the theme to the A-Team.

Then silence.

Watch out, meatshippers, BREAD ROLLS FLYING AT YOUR HEADS FROM AISLE FIVE.

"FOOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!"

Comments

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Have some cheez whiz squirted in the air in your direction like silly string, Tobias.

[tobiasf.livejournal.com]

That will take a while to get clean.

< Watch it, or I'll drop more than food on you! >

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

"Hey, keep it clean, Birdboy! You don't see me flinging my poop at you now, do you? It's just chocolate ice cream."

[tobiasf.livejournal.com]

< Point taken. You still don't want me mad at you though. You'll need a hat. And I also will not be bringing any of my own particular diet into this. >

No one wants mice dropped on their heads, he figures.