Vader is a terrible, terrible man. AGAIN. [OPEN]

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Kenobi!

Vader's eyes snapped open as he jerked to consciousness, his last memory of Kenobi's smirk burnt into his memory. The treacherous Jedi had thwarted him again. Why he was not dead was beyond him, but the second time Kenobi had left him for dead without having the stomach to actually finish the deed would be the last.

His mouth curled disdainfully as he surveyed his surroundings. It may have been foreign, but he recognized a medcenter when he saw one-- and liked it as little as he liked any other. The ventilator tubes had been reinserted into his nose, and he began to examine the large machine he was bound to. He could, in theory, take it apart and convert it into something more manageable. He had no idea if his kidnappers ever intended to return his suit and lightsaber. If he wanted his revenge on Kenobi and reclaim his son (his son-- no, he had to put that out of his mind), he would have to act quickly, before the...ship...realized his intentions.

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[thewunderkind]

"Von Bolt! What are you doing here?!" Her tone was angry.

[thewunderkind]

Well, his floating chair was nowhere to be found, which was good, and he looked terrible compared to how she had last saw him, which was excellent. She still felt bitter that his death had also caused Hawke's own when he had stayed behind in the collapsing building. Lash approached Vader just to punt him with her foot before she finally realized it was not the droids old Black Hole CO she was looking for.

Nah, this guy was far uglier.

"Ooooooh! Never mind. I thought that you were someone else." She turned around resumed humming as she got the necessary components to fix her wound, as if this had been a completely normal reaction.

AMAZING

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Vader stared. What, exactly, had just transpired?

"Have you escaped from the psychiatric wing of this facility?"

Re: AMAZING

[thewunderkind]

She turned around and laughed.

"Teeheehee! Nah, I just thought you were someone else from my own homeworld. The resemblance was pretty close."

She was just crazy by definition.

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

...

Vader scooted a little further away from this obvious lunatic, readying himself to launch several heavy pieces of equipment at her should she...do something that startled him, really.

[thewunderkind]

Lash turned back to what she was doing for a few minutes. Her hand was waaaay more important than some guy in a bed. There was the sound of tape being torn as she closed up the cut and applied the necessary liquids to it.

"There! Good as new." She was about to walk out,but curiosity got the best of her.

"So who are you exactly? You look," like someone had cut off your arms and legs. "like you got into a bad accident."

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

Vader draws himself up, wearing an even deeper scowl than usual. "I am Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, and the Jedi's unique brand of mercy was no accident."

Worst tag ever.

[thewunderkind]

Oh great, she could almost hear the roar of the fanfare music behind him as he introduced himself...before she let out a little giggle.

"Teeheehe did you just say lord of the shit? Maybe I heard that wrong. What's a Jay-eye anyway? I think I saw some on the ship."

Pfffff hardly. My power's been out :C

[sin-and-misery.livejournal.com]

"The Jedi are hypocrites, unfeeling mercenaries for whoever they feel will grant them the most influence over the galaxy they claim to protect. I suggest," Vader said, slightly condescending, "that you stay far away from them."

And me, for that matter. He was not sure how much he could take of so many...talkative beings.

Oh nono I meant my tag. I love your Vader tags.

[thewunderkind]

"Uuuuuuh" she had no idea what he was saying at this point, he seemed to be one of those old men who would go on and on about those damn Jedi in his yard and how they moved around his fence or something. "...Okay then."

Except she was going to join Rouge Squadron soon. Good job, Vader.