Reporting back [R for Cussing]

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Having shaken off Chaucer after the huge meeting of all the crewmates, Dean is finally getting the chance to head back to the Med Bay to fill Sam in. Of course, still being off balance and out of sorts, Sam had had to stay behind, and as much as Dean didn't like leaving him places by himself for extended periods of time (because the last time that had happened, Dean had ended up in Hell), he'd figured he should go anyway. Meet some people, get a grip on the situation, and protect the underdogs. Same old, same old.

But he's glad to be back, and when he pushes through the door and heads to Sam's bed, he's grinning.

"Heeey, Sammy. You missed a helluva meeting," says Dean, pulling at the plant suit at his forearms. He's still not used to having it on, and he really misses his old clothes. Of course, he's got his amulet, so he's grateful for that, at least.

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"Uh...no," Sam answered. "I just don't remember a guy in a kilt."

Pause.

"There was a naked guy at one point. Which was...disturbing."

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Dean stares for a second. And then finally:

"Pretty sure I would've noticed a naked guy, Sam," And then, "You think it's the same guy, and someone forced him into a kilt? Because there's no way in hell anybody would voluntarily wear a kilt and not be on the other side of the fence."

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Sam scowled.

"So just because he's wearing a kilt means he's gay? The Scottish wear kilts, Dean, and I don't think they're all gay."

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"I didn't say he was gay. Stop assuming things, Sam." Yes, Dean is being an ass. It's in the job description for 'big brother'.

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"You said he was on the other side of the fence, Dean," Sam reminded.

Boys, must you fight?

"And, somehow, I don't think you were talkin' Democrat vs. Republican."

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"Well, how do you know that I wasn't talking 'bout Democrats and Republicans? For all you know, the guy in the kilt is a senator from where he came from." Completely dodging the point. Dean's so good at that.

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"... Shut up, Sam."

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"Whatever..."

He goes back to looking at his magazine.

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Dean pouts for a minute, and then:

"Hey, the hell did you get a magazine?"

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Sam shrugged.

"It was under that guy's pillow," he nodded in the direction of the bed that Sawyer had requisitioned for himself. "So I borrowed it."

He flipped another page of the Playboy.

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Oh, boy. Dean's favorite person on the ship. Dean's expression settles into something of a scowl.

"You stole a magazine from that jackass?"

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"No. I borrowed it," Sam corrected. "I'm gonna give it back, Dean."

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"You should keep it. Hide it from the bastard."

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Sam quirked an eyebrow at his brother.

"Well, I see you're makin' friends," he quipped.

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Dean's scowl deepens. "Yeah, well, I don't like people who make fun of people in comas."

Aaaaand that's all he's gonna say. He's said too much, really. "Besides, not like you don't have enemies on the ship. Unless you're being Mister Nice Guy."

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Sam thinks for a minute then finally shakes his head.

"No, not really. At least none that I can think of."

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"I knew you were a girl."

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"Am not."

He turns a page.

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"Coulda fooled me. And Dad."

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"You're a dick."

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"'Least I'm not a chick."

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"At least I didn't get vertically spooned by a guy in a kilt."