http://fast-thrower.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fast-thrower.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92009-08-06 10:09 pm

Supply Run [Open to Brainy and others in location]

It had been nice of the ship to leave him with at least a few of his boomerangs, but Owen felt almost naked with his arsenal depleted so much. Not to mention the fact that this place allegedly got intermittent lethal bug problems. To that end, he needed tools, he needed supplies, and he needed a place to work. Asking around with both the ship and it's inhabitants had pointed him towards the Special Weapons division.

He poked his head in once he got there, looking around. "Yo? Anyone here?"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
"The planet Colu, the 31st century. Though the Legion's base is Legion World, a mobile, artificial planetoid in Sol's solar system. Yes, Allen assisted us, both when we were in the past, and when the Titans assisted us during a catastrophe in our own time."

He adjusts his plant suit when he's put down.

"And my arms are not scrawny. I have an particularly muscular build for a Coluan."

Trufax. Most are scrawnier. He's pretty fit for a planet comprised entirely of people that'd get towel-whipped in a locker room.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Coluan."

Head desk.

"I don't require an icepack. I require a lack of company that's related to Bart Allen. Somehow you're irritating me via sheer proximity. Apparently, that trait is genetic."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
The hammering is annoying, but labs are never quiet. Something's always clanking or whirring, so Brainy's rather used to that kind of noise. He goes back to work, tuning it out.

Eventually, curiosity gets the better of him.

"Who is your father?"

He's just...curious.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"And he is...?"

Not many references survived to the 31st century, and they only met so many people when trapped in the 20th.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah, so an enemy of the Flashes."

He says it very matter-of-factly. There's no tone of judgment in his voice or anything.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"My title is Brainiac."

What do you think?

Yes, that Brainiac.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course."

He goes on.

"...You've never heard of the original Brainiac? He was one of Superman's greatest foes."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"He was one of the worst supervillains in the known universe, feared and despised across the galaxy."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
"His clone was Brainiac II. If he is defined as his 'son,' I would be Brainiac's great-great grandson."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Brainy rolls his eyes.

"They all procreated to create offspring, though in my mother's case, she was artificially inseminated."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"The average Coluan lifespan is approximately 750 years, though some have lived longer than a millenia. The Coluans of the Brainiac line have typically had the genetic capacity to live even longer, but usually don't die of natural causes."

They don't tend to go quietly in their sleep.
Edited 2009-08-10 04:50 (UTC)

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Mentally, Coluans mature much faster than most other species. Colu adheres to the galactic age of consent, 14, wherein most species in the UP are considered legal adults, and that's being generous. There is often talk of lowering the age for Colu, but there is contention from other planets due to Coluans physically maturing more slowly."

Basically, it would kinda freak people out if little midget Coluans ran around acting like adults when they looked like twelve-year-olds.

"I'm twenty years-old, myself."

I.E. long past the age of noticing girls.

He looks a tetch younger, closer to sixteen or seventeen, possibly, but Coluans in general have an ageless kinda quality. Two-hundred-year-olds look like they're in their twenties. It's all just...stttreeeeetched out.
Edited 2009-08-10 05:40 (UTC)