re: The Cake Is A Lie, or The Dog Came Back [open]

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

"A house is not a home without a dog."

Somewhere along Stacy's labyrinthine halls, a wall pulsed and throbbed. All at once, it opened and spat out one startled, furious...golden-brown dog.

Regaining his bearings with the fluid ease of months of training, Bandit made a precise dodge roll and came up snarling, lip curled, exposing sharp teeth. He launched himself at the wall, which was closing rapidly. From the depths of the meatship, GlaDOs' clinical monotone piped up:
"UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO A SHORTAGE IN CAKE SUPPLIES, CAKE CANNOT BE DISPENSED AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION. IT WAS GREAT FUN. WELL, I THOUGHT SO. GOOD-BYE."

Bandit clawed and bit at the wall so fiercely that Stacy's tentacles emerged to pin him down. His snarling degenerated into mad barking as his frustration grew.

NO! !!NO!! !!WwwwwwwhhhHHHHhiiiiIIIIIIiiiiinnnnNNNNnnnnnEEEEEEeeeeee!! LET GO! BAD! BAD!

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[in-venting.livejournal.com]

Sherry shifted her weight, considering the safeness of the dog, and decided it would be okay. If it wasn't, she could just run, like she'd been telling herself all along. That would be fine. She approached both Dani and Bandit a little closer. "That's a good question, I just heard a lot of snarling."

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

Bandit looked as sour as it was possible for a dog to look. He whuffed, scuffed the floor with his paw, and his ears tilted back. TAKE BANDIT TO LAB. BUT NOT LIKE HOME-LAB. DIFF-RENT. SAY 'HAS CAKE' BUT NO CAKE. WANT CAKE. he explained in his usual stilted way, looking resentfully at the wall.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"A lab?" Dani said questioningly. She stood up. "Well...let's get you some cake, Bandit! Think you can tell us more about the lab on the way to the sensorium?"

[in-venting.livejournal.com]

Sherry nodded in agreement. She was still trying to get over the thought of a talking dog. But at least it would make for interesting questioning later. "What do you mean home-lab? How many labs are there?"