If there was one thing Jay knew, people (or the citizens of New York at least) were panicky, panicky creatures.

He walks in, his arms raised and he yells out to the crowd that's filed in before him, "Okay, I need y'all to stay calm!"

Even more hilarious is the fact that Jay is shouting to crowd where a) not everyone is even freaking out and b) some of them are oldbies on the ship.