she's a maneater; make you work hard, make you spend hard

[mercyisweakness]

Who: Crematia and YOU
Where: Everywhere in the City level, take your pick
Summary: Crematia goes on a stroll. Naked.
Warnings: She is quite possibly the most awful person to grace your presence. Expect her to fling mockery from her behalf, threats, temper tantrums, to even possibly bodily and emotional harm. Watch out.

Crematia misses her lair greatly. She misses fire and the sulfuric stench, the heat, the danger, everything of Darklady Mountain. And no words, not even the most awful curses uttered from demons from the Abyss, can fully convert her contempt and hatred for this place. She despises it so much, she spits fire everywhere, hoping the buildings will catch fire. Of course, they never do, as Stacy - Crematia hates Stacy as much as she hates Aurican - will find a way to stop her fire and try to discipline Crematia.

Really, what is it and these stupid lesser beings that don't understand she is better than any of them? It is not a hard concept to understand.

Which is why Crematia is walking around in the City level in human form, completely nude. In her logic, if no one will see her something to revered then she is something to be remembered. 

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[morganknight]

"Rarity would be horrified," observed a mildly amused Morgan Knight from a casual lean against a building. "I'm guessing if I say that you look like you're having a bad day, you'll snarl at me for the understatement..."

[mercyisweakness]

Crematia gives the man a very uppity look.

"What bad day is that?"

Other than the bad days people get when Crematia is around. When she is around things tend to die or be set on fire. Or both. Really, that's not her fault.

[morganknight]

"You're tense," he said. "I can read it. Not that this whole situation doesn't make for a pretty deep-set level of tension, of course... we're all having a more or less bad day every day we're here.

"Still," he continued, still amiable, "I imagine something has provoked this sort of display, and I can't believe it's any level of desperation to attract."

[whyarewehere]

Grif has no idea who this lady is, but she doesn't seem to be upset about wandering around like this.

Cue wolf whistle.

[mercyisweakness]

Gives a glance at the whistler and gives him a sly smile, as though saying I know what you want.

Go on, Griff. Do it.

[whyarewehere]

This is actually kind of difficult, he's not sure how you're supposed to hit on a really confident naked woman. Or a naked woman at all, actually. This is a situation he never expected to run into.

But he has to try.

"Am I dead?"

[on_your_nerves]

Sherlock was sitting outside what must have been a cafe once, reading something on his omnicom. He happened to glance up at Crematia as she walked by, and then rolled his eyes, before looking back at his omnicom, completely unflustered.

"No one cares about your exhibitionist tendencies, your attempt to be the center of attention is puerile," there was another cool glance up and then back at his reading again, "and your breasts aren't even that impressive."

He'd seen better thanks to someone else's exhibitionist tendencies.

[mercyisweakness]

"If I were a true exhibitionist, I'd destroy this city," she says, her tone mocking. Because dragons are truly beautiful and everyone worships them back home. And look at that, Sherlock, she's sitting right next to you.

"I can make them larger if you like."

[on_your_nerves]

"No thank you."

He was still ignoring her and it wasn't the studied indifference of someone that was trying to stare at someone's chest. It was genuine disinterest.

[n7lady]

Shepard blinked. Then blinked again. The woman didn't go away.

"Even Jack would say you're going a bit far." Not that she doesn't look. She definitely looks.

[mercyisweakness]

"I don't know who Jack is, but I'll try to consider it. But I might not." Crematia replies. "It all depends on little Jack is really big."

Crematia, unfortunately, isn't aware of double entendres. Go at it.

[n7lady]

Shepard laughs. "She's a psychotic bitch. Tends to go topless, possibly just to show off her tattoos. I never asked her."

She leans against a nearby surface. "I'd hit on you, but I don't think my girlfriend would approve. Not that she's here, but she stuck with me while I was dead." There's a hint of emotion there, beyond the woman's light tone, but it quickly disappears into a smirk. "Besides, I've had better."

[grimbiker]

If Sirius were flying his motorcycle he would have turned, gone to the other side of the City, and seriously consider obliviating himself. Unfortunately, he was walking. So much for clearing his head.

"Merlin's beard!" He quickly looked the other way. "What are- why are you-"

And people said he was a show off.

[mercyisweakness]

She laughs, clearly mocking.

"Whatever did I offend you?"

[grimbiker]

No, you nearly blinded me. Sirius stopped himself from saying. He kept Crematia in his peripheral vision so he could see if she made any moves. That way he didn't have to take in the details.

"Why would you think anyone would want to see that?" Sirius snapped in a way that made it clear that not only did he think her body was repulsive but everyone with an ounce of sense should think so too.

[governorkang]

Kang didn't give one shit about nudity. The only reasons he wore clothes were because he'd picked it up from the humans, pockets were useful, and it made him look more respectful in humans' eyes. He also didn't want to deal with the stupid questions about his anatomy that some liked to ask.

He wasn't attracted to other races, either. Some draconians were, but he'd never seen the appeal. Seeing Crematia walking around naked only got a small twinge from the Fairplay memories, but he'd gotten much, much better at pushing those down and ignoring them.

"You're going to upset the humans walking around like that," Kang said, somewhat amused. "They have ridiculous notions about modesty."

[mercyisweakness]

"Oh my," she says, her tone acidic. "Humans are just above my mistress, whatever should I do to get their approval?"

She casts Kang a disdained look. "Why would you care about those welps think?"

[hit_girl_mindy]

But what about the children, Crematia? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?

Actually, the children, in this instance, Mindy, are likely to be watching you with a kind of startled curiosity. She'd been on this ship awhile, and knowing that species of people were different, she was actually surprised this hadn't happened much sooner. Granted, since she was dating Ruffnut, looking at the female body took on a host of different feelings, but hell, she wasn't old enough for her hormones to rule her brain.

Not that Diana didn't try, but that was a different story.

"You sure you wanna do that?" She asked, emerging from her cafe. "I mean, this is usually the set up for a tentacle probing, or at least a series of cheap comedic events."

[mercyisweakness]

Children? Oh, she ate children before. They make the funniest screams.

"Depends on the comedy," Crematia replies. "One might find nudity hilarious, others might find setting things on fire to be the greatest entertainment. I am one of the latter."

[paidinbeer]

Orc was not having a good day.

He woke up in a building that he didn't recognize, it was very hot and bright and his mouth felt like the sand at the beach. Coughing he realized it was getting hard to breath and only then in his hungover mind did the word fire appear.

Lumbering to his feet he realized he couldn't see. Smoke was filling the air and the walls were glowing orange. He had to escape.

Not that fire was a big threat to him, but a building collapsing on him would be a lousy start to the latest round of trying to drink himself to death.

He squared his shoulder and barreled for a wall crashing out of it and blowing the entire wall apart in the process bringing it down with him as he fell into the street scattering bricks and flaming chunks of rubble in his wake, landing on his face right in front of the cause of the blaze.

[mercyisweakness]

Oh, did she caused that fire? She's pretty sure she didn't. But whatever, it's fucking fire, so she's going to enjoy it anyway.

She can't help to applaud him on escaping the fire, even thou it would have been funnier if he didn't.

[curiousredsoul]

Celena had just finished checking through recent repairs of a particularly compact building, having taken on her elven form with a simple functional dress to better complete the inspection.

While she herself had little concern for modesty in covering the body she did understand that most humanoids tended to be quite set on it, thus she always made sure to have some form of clothing when she took on her current form. When she noticed the particularly bare woman she couldn't help but watch her curiously as she walked down the street her way.

"Plantsuit not agree with you?" she commented curiously by way of greeting, she knew there were those who didn't particularly like idea of living clothing, and others again who did not utilize the plantsuits due to their nature, Celena herself included.

[mercyisweakness]

”Hardly anything on this ship agrees with me," she retorted. That suit was disgusting. She can make her own clothes, thank you.

But then she took a stop on her steps and stares at the girl.

Oh. An elf. Does she taste well?

[17thangel]

Maria was out scrounging for parts in the city, there had been some fights and her gear wasn't working just quite the way she wanted, so she was in kind of a mood. That being said the naked woman kind of threw her for a loop.

Maria was fairly modest herself, at least in so far as that's how she was raised to be and you generally want to wear a lot of clothes when you're fairly high up in the sky, but other people's comings and goings bothered her less and less as time went on.

"I take it you hate the plant suit they gave you too? If you need help finding something better I can probably take a break from this and point you in the direction of something made to be a bit nicer."

[mercyisweakness]

Crematia gestures vaguely to a random direction. "I heard of some shop owned by someone named Rarity. Perhaps that will do. I am simply tired of wearing clothes all the time."

This is her excuse, okay, and she's sticking with it.