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[thereisno11]

Church knowing full well that he was moderately more useful than some people he knew (like a certain yellow armored good-for-nothing) he was trying and failing to hit his intended target on the outskirts of Blue Base, far far away from any outsiders he hoped. He was getting better with grenades but with any sort of firearms? His aim was atrocious.

"God damn it! Who keeps fucking with the sights of my rifle?" This was continually the case with Church as usual.

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[n7lady]

Shepard shook her head as the soldier missed again. Somebody needed more practice. A lot more. If it would.

She walked over, a rifle slung across her back. He might hear her approach, though as usual she walked softly. Spectres usually did. Funny, how you run into people just looking for a spot to practice. And think.

"That's what happens when you neglect your calibrations." She chuckled.

[on_your_nerves]

In the course of his explorations of the vastness that was the city, Sherlock had stumbled across quite a few people. Rarely were any of them shooting anything.

Even more rarely had he ever seen someone that was that bad of a shot.

"No one," he answered Church. "It looks perfectly aligned to me. You're just a terrible shot."

[thereisno11]

Church didn't respond at first, focusing on his target. If he was alone he would've just used a grenade but he did have a little bit of pride not smashed into tiny bits.

"Yeah? Who the fuck asked you?"

[on_your_nerves]

"You did. Just now. Shoddy memory, I see."

'Who keeps fucking with the sights of my rifle,' remember, Church?

[thereisno11]

"My memory is fucking fine!" Church responded to hotly. "What the hell do you want anyway?"

Because you're totally not forgetting the fact you are an AI Church, are you Church? Because you need to deal with people.

[on_your_nerves]

"I wanted to see how it was possible for someone to be so horrible with their aim. When exactly was it that you were declared legally blind?"

Now he was just staying to annoy him, apparently.

[thereisno11]

Now it isn't hard for Church to get annoyed or as his teammate Tucker once said 'I wonder if a ghost ca have anerism', but getting him royally pissed was a landmine. "I'm a ghost asshole. Now if you've got nothing smart to say, beat it before Grif gets here and I'll have to deal with two assholes instead of one."

Sorry, I kinda figure he'd just leave if told to, lol

[on_your_nerves]

"In the future, I'd suggest you not ask questions you don't actually want the answers to," Sherlock said, and he turned on his heel and walked off, muttering, "Imbecile," under his breath.