No it...probably would have been pretty hilarious all things considered, if there hadn't been any choking involved. HAd he imagined her little legs dangling so much too! Cause that's what had happened. He...probably didn't want to think about Hawke saving her life however, mind you.

Right then! it was right back into the cape store, as Lash simply grinned and touched some of the fabric, feeling the silken quality on them, before grinning back at him.

"What? Did you lose your mind already? I told you we were shopping for you, not for me." She put on hand on her chest and waved the other in the air. "A good presentation is vital! 'Sides, I know if your cape gets stuck in a tree, it's the entire tree that's coming off, tee hee hee!" Hey he was gonna turn back into a humanoid demon one day, might as well start shopping for the future, right? "And don't you try to tell me you're just a book, I don't care! We're gonna find a way to reverse that and you'll need a choice of clothing when you do." She paused again, thinking. "After that, we should go buy a nice sub machine gun, you'd look pretty nice with one of those..."

We promise Lash is not a shopaholic. Really. Truly.