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Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-11-14 12:49 pm

In Which the Overlord is Flat On His Face

It's going to be one of those days.

In the hallway directly outside the mess hall lay a book. The bright red body and overall size clearly pointed to it being the Overlord, for those familiar with him, but his back cover was the one facing upwards. No sign of any minion around. None of the cursing, struggling, and flopping one would expect from Zetta in such an undignified posture.

Just a tome, lying flat on the ground, as if a crew member had simply discarded it thoughtlessly.
thewunderkind: (I'M IN UR BASE SPINNING)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Ha!" she yelled as their swords clashed. "You're not as stable with the blade as I thought you'd be!" They both knew he was much better at her with short range weapons, but like Lash would let him life that little faux-pas down. In retaliation, she bent down, and moved her left foot to attempt to kick one his right knee to push him down again.
thewunderkind: (Grrr)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-03 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The sight of Zetta coming at her was pretty ridiculous with the scientific outfit and those high heels, but Lash knew he wasn't kidding when he issued a warning. She held her sword with both hands, and waited for his attack, with feet to the ground...and got dragged backwards pretty hard for it, near the tiny little area they were both standing on.

She flinched a bit, but the blade was already shaking from her hand, her grip slipping rather easily. As much training as she was getting with the blade lately thanks to him, it still wasn't her primary weapon, the bō from her ranger training was. You could see she really hated to be flimsy with it too, as she bit her lip and tried to push him back. The fact she was still there, at least, told she she had been learning something at least.
thewunderkind: (Slippery Fall)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So now they only had a tiny bit of land left to do their battle. She could deal with that!

By which meant she held on bravely for a few more seconds before Zetta could see her fall off the platform and into the nothingness.
thewunderkind: (Evil grin)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
No answer. Lash was busy crawling from the other side and using the hard-earned ninja-like sneaking skills she had earned...along with her CO powers of course, to move from the bottom of the plat form to the other side and making as little sound as possible. She stick her head a little on the other side to make sure he wasn't look at at this direction and then crawled right back up.

Once Zetta turned around, whenever that happened, Lash would be there, waiting, with her blade stuck out near him with the world's biggest grin on her face.
thewunderkind: (Diplomatic Tension)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Maybe," she called back, still unmoving. "But did you think that would stop me anyway?"

Status screen, smatus screen! She'd find a way to jam that damn thing one way or another. She'd jammed enough radars in her life, this was just something she'd find a way to disactivate one way or another.
thewunderkind: (Evil grin)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-05 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well what?" She replied back, knowing exactly what she was supposed to do, but still not moving. "If I don' do anything, you get stuck in that funny post for a while, right? Tee hee hee!"
thewunderkind: (Diplomatic Tension)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-06 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Aww that's no fun," Lash answered, but she had already taken that time to hatch a plan. "Whatever happened to fighting sportsmanship?" Uh considering the both of them, the answer to that was 'never', for the most part'.

With a swift movement of her sword, she turned it from Zetta's back into chopping down a tree, as she pushed it like a barrel towards him, the leaves making a sort of slapping sound as it advanced. She couldn't do any of the fancy stuff that Zetta did (legally anyway), so she contended herself by replacing the sword, with one that had a gun attacked to the bottom. There! That was much more her style and she wouldn't have to hold a gun with her other arm. Merging to the two together? She was a genius.
thewunderkind: (Manly)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" she said grinning. "Too many leaves for you?" And stalk all you want!

The wunderkind fired a few rounds from her revamped gun & blade, (which she expected Zetta to just dramatically push away), before advancing herself, blade right in front of her.
thewunderkind: (Evil grin)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-08 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
There wasn't much time to react as Lash rolled out of the way just as the column struck, the fire spreading out turning the nearby sand into glass.

Someone was getting pretty serious. Or he was toying with her.

"Hey that's not fair," she teased. "Some of us don't have purple flame powers. But...I guess I do have..." she produced an overly comical small gun. "This!" as she pressed the button, the gun spread out, overtaking much of the tiny playing field, until it had grown much, much larger than her and required her to stand on a platform...even if the release trigger was still as small as before. The heating coils wasted no time to heat up with energy.

"Dodge that!" she warned, pressing the trigger. A large blast of white light shot right at him.
thewunderkind: (Evil genius)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-09 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh I'm just making things fair," she answered back. "Besides, I bet I could build this if I had the proper elements for it. It's just the ship is scares on resources, that's all."

That was true.

"But you haven't seen anything yet," she told him with a grin, and pressed the second button. Suddenly. Balls. Brightly colored balls that descended from the lower part of the laser all around Zetta. Phase one done. Then as it continued to shoot the laser he was blocking, she used the lower weapon to fire just as many brightly colored balls on him. Except these happened to be killed with explosives.

If you couldn't defeat them on a normal level, improvise. Bend the rules just enough so it was still plausible. Oh and also improvise hilariously because it was fun.
thewunderkind: (I'M IN UR BASE SPINNING)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-13 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Ha!" she said with a bit of laughter, screaming and wondering if he heard her at all. "THAT all you got? Come on! Sturm used to pull up the meteor from the sky all the time!" Of course he wasn't doing it quite like Zetta was and obviously part of their battle was insulting each other. Besides, it wasn't that mean spirited, just insults of trying to outdo each other.

Speaking of which...the laser back to its tiny little pocket-size as Lash took out another one. The meteor was fast approaching and she didn't have that much time to loose. Back in Wars World, they had created Anti Satelite Defence Silos for just such occasions built by, who else, herself. It didn't take too much time for her to think about it, as the new contraption refolded and moved until she had quite a giant tower covering most of the tiny area they were fighting on.

She just had to wait the right moment and....now!

The press of a button as the small countdown started, the wunderkind jumping on it, putting on a pair of goggles. Ovciously if you were going to launch a giant missile at something, you should do it in style.

"Fire!" The entire thing took off as she comically held her breath as it shot out into space. But hell, who cared what rules they were breaking, Lash was riding a rocket launcher and it was way too amused about it to care.
thewunderkind: (Weeeee!)

gdit Zetta

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-14 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah well next time I'll make sure I aim better and just slam into the meteor instead!"

Thank you Lash, for not understanding innuendo and anything of what Zetta actually meant.

She landed a few seconds later, dusting off her hands as the rocket exploded into the sky, sending sound waves and air their way.

"It seems we are evenly matched!"
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[personal profile] thewunderkind 2011-12-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Po-tay-what?" replied Lash, not exactly having been brought up in the subtleties of the different ways of saying potato.

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