"I EARNED that title!" Now Zetta was mad. "I didn't get it as a prize in the bottom of my Honey Bunches of Leprechaun Charms! If you don't respect the title at least respect the power behind it!"

Of course, he was STILL dodging the question. "And how the hell am I abandoned?! I'm not some lost kitten or young child! I may be a book, but that doesn't mean I can't take care of myself. I've been doing it this long, haven't I?!"