http://i-am-that-jerk.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] i-am-that-jerk.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92009-07-13 07:45 pm

Test Drive

"Stupid slagging diode-blooming meatship downgrading meee-eeeeee!" Sentinel roared his displeasure as he veered around another corner. He was still getting used to the different sense of balance with his reduced size. The change in mass was playing havoc on his handling. How did the damn Bumbler deal with the change?

He clipped another corner, not slowing down as he refused to give up. Hopefully none of those skittering organics would get in his way this time.

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"....I guess not." Kyle watches the...vehicle....transform, and stand up. The brief glimpses he caught of the robot's inner workings has already got him thinking, planning. It must be possible to do that with every vehicle, though no doubt it would also require an advanced artificial intelligence, as there was no person inside.

Any respect he might have felt, though, gives way to something halfway between fascination and amusement as he watches it disinfect itself. "You know, I don't think Stacy can give you diseases or anything," he points out reasonably, "unless in whatever universe you're from, transforming robots are susceptible to bacteria and viruses."

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure Stacy wouldn't spit acid at you. And if that's so, why are you still walking around inside her? What's stopping these contaminants from getting onto your feet?" The word 'germaphobe' isn't exactly right, but it's approximate.

"Spark core?" If that's a mechanical part, it's one he's never heard of before. "What's that?"

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nobody ever thought to make themselves turn into a hovercar or airship?" If they even had those where the robot came from; it certainly sounded as though wheeled vehicles were far more common.

"So, as long as your spark is intact, the rest of you could be blown apart and you'd be all right? Does it need sustainment or energy of some kind? What happens if it's destroyed?" Kyle's practically overflowing with questions, more than he'd usually ask. Then again, there's usually no easier way to get him to talk than to show him some mechanical device he's not familiar with. Like this one.

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Funny that you'd say that. Where I come from, they're the most energy-efficient. We haven't had wheeled vehicles in over a century." There were probably still a few in some old garages or museums, but none on the streets - those only had room for pedestrians. All hovercraft flew about higher up. Kyle grins a little at Sentinel's obvious pride. Someone's going to knock him down a peg sometime.

"Is energon your main power source?" It sounds like there's very little of it to go around, and yet it can power a transforming robot, so it must be very powerful. "And I assume you have extra armor over wherever your spark core is kept?" Which would put it in the chest, most likely; more armor could be placed on the chest than on the head, and it's easier to defend than, say, a foot.

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course. I imagine that would take a lot of power to maintain. What does a trans-warp engine do?" And more importantly, can he replicate it? Kyle knows the hover platforms his world has, although they're used for fairly mundane things, like cleaning high-up windows.

"So you can use any energy source? Electricity, solar power...?" At the bit about their frames being made of rarified energon, Kyle gives him another curious look. "You mean that's not metal?" It certainly looks very similar. The torso thump makes him want to grin again. The robot is so proud he can practically feel superiority radiating off him.

"I'm Kyle," he adds, more than just a little bit late. "Do you have a name?"

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Faster than light-speed? Definitely some funny effects with time. "So these ships' armor is strong enough to withstand impacts from particles at that speed?" When a ship was going faster than light speed, even minute particles of dust could utterly destroy steel hulls.

"Transient. You can emulate any vehicle? Can it change color, too?" He's itching for a chance to get a close look at the stuff, but holds back from being too pushy. Still, those are some interesting properties. It's unfortunate that there's only a finite amount of it; the potential of such a material could be great.

The posturing reminds him of those little action figures they marketed to kids, and he has to try to keep from laughing. "Nice to meet you. I'm just an engineer." Though he's not sure how much clout that title has here. "If you're an Autobot, is there another kind of robot?"

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So there are limits to the reformatting, but not that much. "Isn't there a wide range of vehicles to choose from, given your reliance on them? Why one that looks...awkward?" Kyle has no idea what that giant shovel is for. "So you can't change color. Can you change the texture?" Otherwise, where did the seats go? And why would a transforming robot need to make a vehicle with seats, unless there was a smaller species that could ride there?

Sentinel's language might have annoyed him, if he wasn't so busy asking technical questions. It's the kind of overblown stuff that makes him want to laugh or shudder. "Do they look different from you? And...are there any on the ship?" That might be bad for peacekeeping.

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-21 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you have to scan something? Why not just download the blueprints?" It looked very unwieldy, and hard to maneuver. "Texture. The way something feels? Unless you don't have sensors for those..." Which was a distinct possibility, given that Sentinel had metal fingers. "I mean, where do the vehicle's seats go when you change to this form?" Unless they were internalized...

"That could be bad, huh?" he remarks mildly. Given Sentinel's obvious distaste for Decepticons, it might prove disastrous should he come face to face with one. Supposedly, now that they were all on this ship, faction shouldn't matter, but it sounded like neither Decepticon nor Sentinel would care.

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-22 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blueprints. Vehicle designs on paper. Drawings of the components and how they go together. It's like a 2D deconstruction of a 3D object. Could you scan something in the sensoriums?" He's just full of ideas today.

"Then what happens to the seats? Do they fold inside or just...change?"

Kyle rolls his eyes a little at the smugness, although he has to grin, too. "If they're built anything like you, I could take them apart and rebuild them with their exhaust pipes where their heads are."

[identity profile] tincanbombs.livejournal.com 2009-07-26 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They must have folded up and disappeared into the robotic form, then. Possibly they broke into segments first...

At the almost-challenging question, he raises an eyebrow. Best to be honest, considering it's a little late to back out. "That if you ever pissed me off enough, I could do the same to you? And if I felt like it, I might also be able to make improvements, or new weaponry." The last bit's worth mentioning. He doesn't exactly have an EMP grenade or gun on hand at the moment, so pissing off the robot might be bad.