Summertime [Open]

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Zouichi sat by a the mirrored black water of a small pond. Nearby, a wisteria plant was coming into bloom, dangling its delicate, curved violet flowers toward the earth.

As promised, a tray of chilled watermelon slices was set to the side, near the wooden steps leading down to the garden and free for any passersby to take. For his part, however, Zouichi occupied himself with feeding a small group of googly-eyed baby goldfish, who darted back and forth through the water to gobble up stray flakes of fish food.

It was nice to take a break from exploding ghost wolves lions once in a while.

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[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Howard looks at Emergency Rations with newly critical eyes. "You're even dumber than I thought, cat." And he scratches under her chin affectionately at that.

"Pet's just such a...I don't know." He doesn't want to think of Emergency Rations as a 'pet', that implies too much responsibility, and while Howard's fine cleaning up after her and feeding her and cuddling with her at night, he doesn't want to feel like he's responsible for some emotional aspect of Emergency Rations' life. "I guess she is. I don't know if I'll let Albert have her back when he wakes up."

Not that there would be much of a custody battle.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"When that happens, perhaps you can have the Council deliberate on who the legitimate owner of the cat is." Don't worry, Howard. If you ever get repodded, Zouichi will totally find a nice place for Emergency Rations.

"By the way, that Geartopia planet? If you go down there, don't mix the red and blue powders."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Will you give a witness testimony on how she should belong to me?"

Howard angles his head and looks to make sure Zou still has his eyebrows. "Oh. Alright. Can I ask why?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"If I'm called upon to bear witness. Don't ask me to lie while on the stand, though. I don't accept payoffs."

Zouichi signed. "It explodes." He was still a little regretful about the way he'd had to give up the powders. How was he going to mix them now?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"You don't have to lie. You just have to tell them I'm training her as my attack cat and I need her to protect my stuff."

Howard looks a little concerned. "Yeah, but didn't get hurt, right?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Oh, of course. Ownership by attack cat. A classic legal maneuver."

Zouichi shook his head. "No, I wasn't hurt. It was the other guys that exploded. Apparently, it was some kind of failsafe mechanism."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Like a suicide pill or something? Only more...explodey?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Pretty much. There was a self-destruct keyword and everything." Don't ask him how they managed that on a planet full of horses and Shepofalant.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Was the keyword 'guest'?" God, the missions they go on are so weird. "Why'd he blow himself up, anyway?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"I don't know, because somehow being found out is worse than death? Because they have a flair for the dramatic? It wasn't 'guest', though. Why?"

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"'Guest' was the password for the security computer on Galilee. I thought, I don't know. If there's some cosmic coincidence where that's the codeword, it'd be good to know. You know, like how most bike locks are combo 25, 50, 75?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"I... would have thought they'd at least have an encryption system for that," Zouichi said, rather taken aback. "But I wouldn't know about bike locks. ...how do you know what the most common combination is?"

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Nope. Not that I could figure out how to disable it anyway. I shoved it out the window and that did the trick." Howard tries to dodge the rather obvious implications of the question. "You mean you don't lock up your motorcycle?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Ah, yes. I find shoving things out the window solves most problems." Zouichi had kind of figured that Howard had stolen things. He just didn't think bicycles were one of those things.

...don't ask him what he thought Howard stole.

"I don't need to. It comes with an AI." Honestly, who'd try to hotwire a sentient motorcycle with a front-mounted coil gun?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Shut the guard standing under the window up, too." Probably better you don't ask, Zou. Howard doubts you'd find it as impressive as he does.

"Fuyu can just lock it down? I mean, the bike doesn't even have a key?" Something that cool? Who wouldn't?

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

As terrible as it probably was for that guard, Zouichi smiled a little at the thought of a little comeuppance for the people of Galilee. Even if it was just one guard.

"Fuyu can lock out the controls, yes. But it's not like it would do a thief much good, anyway. Humans just aren't designed to ride around at 1000 km/h unprotected. And their reflexes..." He shrugged.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"But Zou." And for this Howard makes an incredibly serious face. "What if zombie Superman steals your bike?"

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Then he won't have it for long," Zouichi said grimly. There were plenty of zombie supermen where he came from.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"I think you could take Superman. Just saying. I mean, if you had your coil gun." Maybe they should try this in the Sensoriums. That wouldn't be tacky or anything, right?

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi was of the opinion that he could take pretty much anyone, with the right equipment. ....but it would be kinda sorta tacky.

"I guess we'll never know, now. By the way, your cat had better not eat my fish."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Her claws are clipped and I keep her fed." The sight of an empty foodbowl unnerves Howard. He may occasionally slack off on cleaning her box, but Emergency Rations is never out of food. "I don't know what else I can do about it. Have you tried training her? It's a nightmare."

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"No, but I will try," Zouichi said thoughtfully. And he'd do what he could to make sure the fish had lots of places to hide away from the cat.

...but Emergency Rations had still better not eat any of his fish. "I don't think food is what motivates her to target them, anyway."

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"I'm pretty sure she does just it because she's a troublemaker." Howard gives her another scratch behind the ears. Like owner, like pet, he guesses. "Maybe if you played with her while I was gone she wouldn't be tempted to do it? I mean, in ways that don't end with her eating your hand. I made her some cat toy things, I can show you."

Although he does wonder what Zou will think that some of the toys are made with Alan's molted feathers.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"I do try and play with her on occasion." That's a lot of attempted hand-eating. Why couldn't Howard have adopted that nice, slightly pudgy orange cat that Zouichi saw around?

Zouichi will probably give him The Look.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Howard gives Emergency Rations a last pat and rushes in and out of the Inn. He returns with a cute little cat toy, a piece of a fishing rod with the hook replaced by a ball of feathers, reflective pieces of metal and ribbons. Emergency Rations immediately begins her hunt.

"You know, I can give you a little cat rod so she tries to play with you without trying to destroy you." Somehow Howard bets synthetic human beats cat, but he won't tell the cat that.