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[livestoannoy]

"Alright, so we've got Androids or Dr Sexy MD," Marco said as he fiddled around with one of the media library's screens. "Which one do you want to watch first, Bird Boy?"

They weren't really three guys you'd expect to sit around watching soap operas, but it had practically been tradition back at Ax's scoop. On the ship, Ax and Marco had already made a habit of watching them at the media library. Now it was time to introduce Tobias to them

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[mynameisax.livejournal.com]

After an extended stay in GLaDOS' care -- albeit one punctuated by nearly being eaten alongside Marco -- Ax was more than ready to do something fun. And if he could do it alongside friendly faces, so much the better.

< Dr. Sexy is not nearly accurate to life, I've noticed, > he said, settling comfortably into their chosen viewing cubicle, hoof partially submerged in the tray of slop he'd brought with him. < We would have found more underwear when we were sneaking in and out of hospitals if it were. >

[skyboundmisfit.livejournal.com]

< Do I have to chose? It's like trying to decide which poison you'd rather drink. > Tobias looked at the titles dubiously.

< Androids sounds a little more sane than Doctor Sexy MD, though, so let's go with that one. Plus less underwear, I hope. > He glanced at Ax, letting forth an amused mental chuckle.

[livestoannoy]

"Yes, you have to choose. Course, we're going to make you watch both of them at some point anyway," Marco said, with a slightly evil grin. "And Ax-man, soapies are never true to live. You don't watch Dr Sexy because you want to see a realistic depiction of human life. You watch it because it has hot chicks."

Marco punched in an option on the screen. "But fine, we'll go with Androids," he said, moving back to sit down as the Androids theme song began to play.

[mynameisax.livejournal.com]

< I don't watch Dr Sexy for infant birds of any temperature, > Ax replied, rolling a stalk-eye in Marco's direction. < And if it weren't true to life in some way, it would not resonate with the audience and would therefore fail as a storytelling medium. Therefore, it's educational. Just not about what actually appears in the lost and found in hospitals. >

The stalk eye swiveled toward Tobias. < You're about to be introduced to a large number of characters, but don't worry. They call each other by name very extensively in the first few episodes. >