Ash had wandered here purely by mistake and gotten terribly lost. Shore leave seemed like a promising opportunity to get real clothes, and instead he found a whole lot of... cats. Cats! Cats everywhere; lucky he wasn't allergic to the damn things, but at the moment, he was stomping around looking for the closest exit.
Luckily he didn't stomp on a kitty, but rather, tripped over one and collided with the ground with a thunderous "Oof!" The ground itself seemed to nya! in surprise, or maybe he was just imagining things.
On his leg was the most fuzzy wuzzy adorable kittens you ever did see, one that wandered just a little away from Nanaki's kitten pile. Ash scrambled to his haunches and picked it up by the scruff of its neck with a rather metallic-looking gauntlet of a hand.
"Move it you mangy furbag! You nearly broke my damn neck!" The kitten purred in response.
"You... you adorable little mangy flea-ridden furbag."
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Luckily he didn't stomp on a kitty, but rather, tripped over one and collided with the ground with a thunderous "Oof!" The ground itself seemed to nya! in surprise, or maybe he was just imagining things.
On his leg was the most fuzzy wuzzy adorable kittens you ever did see, one that wandered just a little away from Nanaki's kitten pile. Ash scrambled to his haunches and picked it up by the scruff of its neck with a rather metallic-looking gauntlet of a hand.
"Move it you mangy furbag! You nearly broke my damn neck!" The kitten purred in response.
"You... you adorable little mangy flea-ridden furbag."