"Barbie. It has pirates," Marco said, as if that totally explained everything. "Plus, if we did go there you'd have a chance to show them your ninja superiority."

Okay, so maybe Marco just really wanted to see Sakura in the middle of a Pirates vs Ninja battle. Hey, it'd be awesome, alright?

"Why the hell would anyone want to herd kittens?" Marco said, snorting. "It's probably just a place where you can pet kittens."