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What Some Take For Magic At First Glance [Opentastic]
Howard has avoided The Warehouse entirely for the last few days. Something about wandering around in it alone seems like a profoundly unsettling prospect. Even when he returns to it, he decides it's a better idea to work out in the front yard than actually lounge around the living room.
Today's project is a roller fridge. Having found three sets of identical rollerblades (for someone with six legs? Or just three right feet?), Howard's set to dismantling them and fixing them to a mini-refrigerator he found in an unclaimed house down the tracks. He eventually plans on recalibrating the fridge into a freezer and attaching a handle to drag it to and from Hydroponics, but actually putting wheels on it seems to be the most difficult task so far.
After several failed attempts to use a candle-lighter to weld some sort of axle on, Howard gets a drill and an extension cord out. The sound of the drill upsets the cat, whom he's zipped into an old backpack, bar her head. He doesn't want her to run off onto the tracks, after all, or leave her alone in the house, and despite all the random junk he's accumulated, he hasn't yet found a small leash or collar.
She growls at him and struggles to free herself, but he routinely calms her down with cat treats and a sock full of catnip when the noise scares her too much. To keep her attention, he slips one of the cat treats up his sleeve and out of sight. That's just sleight of hand.
The fridge, on the other hand, may require more creativity. He sits with the backpack full of cat on his lap, chewing on a hangnail, trying to figure out how exactly he's going to give it wheels that can swivel.
Today's project is a roller fridge. Having found three sets of identical rollerblades (for someone with six legs? Or just three right feet?), Howard's set to dismantling them and fixing them to a mini-refrigerator he found in an unclaimed house down the tracks. He eventually plans on recalibrating the fridge into a freezer and attaching a handle to drag it to and from Hydroponics, but actually putting wheels on it seems to be the most difficult task so far.
After several failed attempts to use a candle-lighter to weld some sort of axle on, Howard gets a drill and an extension cord out. The sound of the drill upsets the cat, whom he's zipped into an old backpack, bar her head. He doesn't want her to run off onto the tracks, after all, or leave her alone in the house, and despite all the random junk he's accumulated, he hasn't yet found a small leash or collar.
She growls at him and struggles to free herself, but he routinely calms her down with cat treats and a sock full of catnip when the noise scares her too much. To keep her attention, he slips one of the cat treats up his sleeve and out of sight. That's just sleight of hand.
The fridge, on the other hand, may require more creativity. He sits with the backpack full of cat on his lap, chewing on a hangnail, trying to figure out how exactly he's going to give it wheels that can swivel.
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He's completely deadpan.
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Although, almost in contradiction, he slips another treat into Emergency Rations' mouth.
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He watches the chewing before finally having to bring it up. "Why are you doing that?"
I'm sorry Howard's such a tool. D:
"Doing what?"
It's alright. I'll just wait 'till October so I can set Diana on him
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Because he much prefers the shoelace to your company, Hana.
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Emergency Rations, cantankerous from a day zipped up in her little fabric cage, bursts out of the backpack and lunges for Taro.
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Taro hisses, his white fur standing on end but with a leap and some expert use of his wings he hovers above them all like a bird of prey, just out of Emergency Rations reach.
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Emergency Rations hisses and tries to clamber up Hana to reach her prey, but finds that with her declawed paws, getting a grip is difficult. She gives a dissatisfied yowl.
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Taro makes a displeased noise, beating his wings above them and glaring down jealously.
"So, what's that for?" He gestured towards the fridge. "You gonna get rid of the bag and keep her in that? Looks like it'll be roomier."
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"This? No, this is going to be a present for the Chancellor. Kinda like an ice cream truck. You don't want to refrigerate cats."
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"Why? If you're gonna eat it won't it make it last longer?"
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