iselldrugstothecommunity: (Are you serious?)
Howard Bassem ([personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote in [community profile] trans_9 2011-08-16 04:11 am (UTC)

"Oh, yeah, Allenby? Honestly, she didn't have to know who to shoot at. Pretty much everyone was out to screw us over on that planet. Side one sidnaps us, side two makes clones of us and tries to kill us. Side one tries to release more clones, side two bombs a hotel, probably. Side one decides, hey, let's make the short kid cry in from of the rest of the crew, side two is just general jackasses. Planet of winners." He shoves some sushi in his mouth too, hiccuping as he swallows it whole.

"Of course it's encrypted. Of course. Total waste. We should've just nuked that stupid planet and saved everyone a ton of trouble. I'll take that mission where you bit off someone's hand and I got chewed on by dinosaurs over this crap. At least we didn't have to see what a disappointment the Orb probably was."

He tilts his head. "As long as you've got the directions and materials, you can do just about anything. I mean, I made a still back home, and I'm not exactly a professional bootlegger. Or, wasn't. Step-by-step's more than good enough."

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