"Aigh doicht knhow!" Marco said, once he'd demorphed enough to get something resembling speech out. For a moment, in his rush to get out of this morph even the problem of the two Rachels was shoved down the priority list. "That wasn't supposed to happen!"

The freakish morph disappeared, and Marco was left human, gasping for air, and trying to figure out what the hell had gone wrong.