http://i-saw-myself.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] i-saw-myself.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-03-22 10:23 pm

A Brief Briefing [open to others, but keep it in one subthread]

This could not be happening. It could not be happening. They'd been called into a briefing.

"You want us to what?"

Stacy explained again.

"I heard you the first time! I just meant--are you--you want us to what?"

Stacy explained again.

"Rhetorical! That was rhetorical! And yes, I realize I'm slightly hysterical, but this--Stacy, this is crazy. You can't possibly be sending just us." He just couldn't believe it. He'd been skeptical from the moment she called him and Toothless--and just him and Toothless--in for the briefing.

||After running multiple tactical scenarios, it has been determined that the only crew members necessary to complete this mission are yourself, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, the Third, and the dragon designated Toothless. Sending you both on this mission--alone--guarantees the greatest and perhaps only possibility of success.||

The could not be happening. Not when everything was finally going so well. Not when he'd finally, you know, ahem, with Astrid, and there was the possibility of more of it happening on a regular basis. Not with a ship full of warriors and soldiers and mages and--and people that weren't him, people that could do this mission easily and not get killed horribly.

"So what you're saying--correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is what you're saying--there is this world with dragons and--I'm sorry, does this say elves? And dwarves. And something called moppits. And there is some sort of Lord of all Darkness casting his shadow over everything that is, sending out whole armies that devastate everything in their paths."

||Yes.||

"And in the face of all this, instead of sending out, oh, the small army on the ship with the lasers and guns that go pwew pwew, you're sending the single, admittedly awesome dragon, and the scrawny Viking with the limp. This seems like a good idea to you."

||Yes.||

Hiccup tilted his head a the ceiling, a difficult maneuver, but one of many skeptical gestures he was something of a master of. Then, eyes wide, he blurted out:

"Daa daa daaa--" he beat out the next few beats on a nearby chair, just because it needed percussion this time, then turned to his best friend with a snap of his fingers. "We're dead."
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[personal profile] governorkang 2011-04-04 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"There you go, then," Kang smiled, standing next to Astrid and placing his hand on her shoulder comfortingly. "Good luck, Hiccup. I'm sure you'll have some good stories to tell us when you get back."

When, not if. He truly had complete faith in the boy's capabilities.
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[personal profile] governorkang 2011-04-04 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
The hug took Kang by surprise, but he returned it with his free arm without hesitation. When Hiccup pulled away, he looked over at the dragon, "Good luck to you too, Toothless."