"Wait, what? No way!" Megamind's eyes practically bugged out of his head. "First of all, first of all, okay, we could marry total strangers--which is a horrifying prospect, or we marry each other and force ourselves to endure all that awkwardness? We're talking...if there was a scale, of awkwardness, that'd rank at least a twenty-point-one kilo-awkwards!"

There was gesturing of his hands. "You just got possessed and all your latent hostility towards me almost had you killing me--not that I blame you at all, of course! But that's hardly--I think that's hardly healthy at all, to be marrying before working out that hostility. And I don't want to treat it as such a frivolous--"

Megamind cut himself off, because Thar Be Feelings that way. How did you explain to a woman that didn't remember your relationship that you didn't want to fake!marry her when after months of dating, you'd had inkling thoughts of a possible future where you'd possibly consider the real thing?

"More to the point, I was saying I'll probably be waiting outside, because I sincerely doubt--" He cut off into a disappointed huff. "If there's some sort of ceremony to decide how harmonious your 'spirit' is or what have you, that determines your worthiness to enter this place, then I sincerely doubt that--"

Another huff, and his face fell. His voice was quieter when he spoke again, more subdued.



He'd only been good for a very, very short amount of time, comparatively.