Don't Diss the Ninja Tricks

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

There is an empty spot at a table. Completely and utterly empty. Everyone knows no one is sitting there and there's no obvious sign someone IS going to sit there.

That is until someone is suddenly THERE with no prior sign of being anywhere near there. In fact, not many may recognize him. He wasn't around for any of the pod popped meetings, and he certainly wasn't the same ninja who was a doctor. For one, this one had a hat and no lab coat. Also a bit shorter too.

Dark Smoke Puncher figured since people DID know he was here now, he might as well try to get to know the crew. If it really was a secret ninja battle royale, than at least he could get to know his opponents instead of getting jumped because it was harder to hide from ninjas.

People may notice that his glop that was called food was decreasing in volume, yet he never moved his mask. It was clear he was eating too as he stated, "dawg, this stuff is rank!" Really, he'd prefer his mom's 'famous stewed beats.'

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[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, this was a crazy bot. But it was a COOL crazy bot.

"Yo dawg, how big are ya usually?" Dark Smoke Puncher asked. Let's ignored the fighting a bunch of other robots being his form of catch for the moment.

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"VEZZY big!" Random giggles insanely for a moment, flailing a little in an attempt to demonstrate just how big, and then Icy pulls himself together and answers.
"As big as, on average, vun of zose human buildings...skyscrapers, I believe they are called. Some of ze smaller ones, I suppose. It is hard to judge. My memory is...not perfect."
Because it isn't. He remembers the past more clearly than the recent months he's been in Detroit.

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

Dark Smoke Puncher's eyes widened. "THAT big?! Dawg, you were huge!" He exclaimed. How did structural problems not happen with such a large machine?!

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

Because the aforementioned machine is an alien robot? Who knows. Cybertronian circuitry works in strange and wonderful ways.
"Indeed I vas. Alzough, Lugnut and Megatron vere bigger--AHAHAHAHA YOU ZINK I'M HUGE?! YOU SHOULD SEE LUGNUT, ZAT BIG BUCKET OF BOLTS!"

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

He's trying to work with he knows. There's just a point where one starts to think a structure wouldn't hold well.

"How big was Lugnut, yo?"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Bigger zan me!" The triplechanger waved a hand somewhere above his head as demonstration. "At least a head higher. But Megatron has alvays been ze tallest! Ahahahahaha!"

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

Really, he'd normally be creeped out by this point by the laughing. If it wasn't a giant robot.

He's a sad, sad, sad geek gangsta wannabe. "How tall is he, yo?"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Velllll he's about twice za size I zink! Vezzy big OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random seems to be having a fit by now. Icy, meanwhile, manages to shove him aside and almost immediately buries his face in his hands.

"Random is an idiot," he muttered. "I suggest you not pay attention to half of vhat he says. But it is true, all the same."

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

"So you are some wort of multi-personality dawg. Wicked, yo," Dark Smoke Puncher said. Nice to have confirmation, ya know?

/late FFFF

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"You mean you did not notice from za beginning?" Blitzwing said blankly. "I vould haff thought zat my...supposed personality disorder...vas fairly obvious."
He seems surprised that Dark Smoke Puncher didn't comment on it before.

Re: /late FFFF

[gangstageek.livejournal.com]

"Yo, dawg, I ain't dense. Of course I noticed, but it's, ya know, kind of whack to just ask without it being brought up, word," Dark Smoke Puncher said with a nod. Meaning he thought it'd be rude to ask before that.