http://nokosi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nokosi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-01-20 11:01 pm

Story time is the best time. [open]

 The last few days (or was it weeks? He hadn't bothered distinguishing one day from the next.) seemed to go by in a flurry of new sights, textures, and plenty of delectable sounds. The number of things that still remained to be examined by a curious touch, or heard by a wobbly ear firmly pressed against it, seemed limitless. And so, his wanderlust was in full force.

With all the running around, he only barely made enough time to eat. And sleep? Well, sleep happened when he was just conscious enough to drag himself back to the living quarters; though a nook or cranny in a relatively deserted locale served him just as well. Despite his eagerness to get into anything and everything (even if that sometimes meant trouble), he still couldn't ignore the melancholy look his companion seemed to have about him, lately. 

There was no feigned arrogance or annoyance when Fontaine referred to him as 'kid', 'side-kick', or 'elf', nor had the spirit beast made any innuendo-laced comments when referring to anyone and everyone they had met. His jokes seemed half-hearted and he hadn't even complained more than once about the elf's confrontation and following avoidance of Fontaine's so-called 'soul-mate'.  It was all thoroughly depressing seeing his comrade in such a state, though he had just the plan that would cheer him up. 

That had been more than an hour ago and what had brought him into the sensorium in the first place. Usually he just walked through, observing things the others tended to do, or did inane things, such as enjoying his daily ooze-like meals in new, exciting ways; seafood stew with equal parts Makrura, Whale Shark, and Kraken was surprisingly tasty. This time, though, the gentle hills and thick, twisted forests of Ashenvale surrounded them. Darkness would consume the entirety of the area if it weren't for the large, brilliant campfire in the middle of the clearing where they sat.

A variety of large beasts and creatures sat about; a crab, what appeared to be dinosaurs, spiders,  a wasp, foxes and Fontaine. They all appeared to be clacking or screeching in low conversation, though most huddled near the edge of the clearing where a gargantuan wolf stood; his coat was white, tipped with silver streaks and his eyes shone brighter than the campfire did. He seemed to be telling a story about demons, a magical well and a group of 'Ancients' who fought them off long ago.

Nokosi was situated next to the fire,  his long arms draped over lanky legs. His body was propped against the huge stump of a tree and a seagull was perched atop his head. As excited as the other creatures were to be in the presence of the great white wolf and hear his words, the elf seemed to only be half-listening. By the way his head was lolling to the side, only to have the seagull peck him in indignation, it was clear he was barely staying awake.
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-22 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Curves. Assets. Feminine charms. Stacked. Loaded. Double-bubble." Is any of this getting through?
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've led a deprived life," the demon said with a grin. "I can think of a bunch. I wonder why it bothers her that she has a nice rack?"

He'd ask her next time he saw her. (That would surely end well.)

"Anyway, who's the reasonably aged girl who needs the Dangerous Curves Ahead sign?"
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Nehaalista..." the book said, very quietly.

His next words were a roar. "SIGN LANGUAGE GIRL?! RUNS OVER INNOCENT BOOKS ON A GIANT PAYCHDERM?! THAT GIRL?!"
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes! She ran me over with her elekkphant!" He still hasn't quite mastered the terms here. "You know her, huh? What is it, you're both members of the Blue-Purple People Lodge?"
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Zetta didn't actually listen to most of this; he was too busy fuming over past indignities.

"Anyway, forget her. You and your sensitive-about-her-appearance friend, though, should go to that hotel I was telling you about."
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Pushy?! I'm an OVERLORD! I've ruled more square miles of terrain than your world probably even HAS! I'm the strongest mana power in the cosmos! And I condescended to tell you to do something you'll actually LIKE!"

Why does he even associate with these lesser races?!
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
The book was reduced to incoherent sputtering for a moment.

"Overlord isn't a title you can just TAKE!" he roared, when he finally had his voice back. "It's EARNED! I'd like to see YOU conquer and rule a Netherworld! Your mana power couldn't be measured with a microscope!"
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Just because you say it, doesn't mean anyone who matters will acknowledge it!" the book snapped.
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
The book paused -- then grinned horribly, as he imagined just what Pram the Oracle would do to anyone claiming to be an Overlord with that little mana power. (Or really -- what he'd do himself, if not for that whole VIOLATION thing. Still... maybe it might be worth it.

"Sure. You go riiiiiiight ahead."
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Try hydroponics," the Overlord said, dry and not at all helpful.
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have my OWN domain on the ship," the tome said. "Besides, the Sacred Tome is practically invulnerable -- especially with MY soul in it!"
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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-01-24 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"One domain per Overlord!" the book snapped. "Overlords don't SHARE domains! Every Overlord is an enemy of every other Overlord! It's a constant battle of power and strength!"

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