Zombie Boredom [Open]

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Karis was bored. She'd trolled some goody two-shoes on the communicator, but aside from the blue guy over in engineering, no one else had really been that interesting. So she did what everyone did when they were bored. She went to the Sensoriums. It didn't take much to call places up from memory - the rolling hills of Tirisfal, the distant sound of the surf on the shore. Dilapidated pine trees. Grass. The odd darkhound or bat flitting through the shadowy, overcast forest.

And, of course, the three armored men facing her down. Their armor was gilded with red and their insignia was that of a red flame on white. The Scarlet Crusade. The enemy. Karis grinned widely and hefted her poleaxe as the three closed on her with swords raised. Time for a decent fight. She blocked the first cut with the haft of her poleaxe and twisted, feeling another blade skitter down the pauldron of her armor. She'd been fighting scum like this for a long, long time.

She took a step back, whipped the poleaxe around and hooked on, bowling him over before the blade came up and crashed down into his chest, smashing through plate and chain. The simulation let out a gurgling scream and died. Messily.

Yeah, this was going to be fun.