"I'll do that in a minute the moment I see it," Hit Girl said. "The moment I've been here I've felt uneasy about the whole evil aliens looming in the background. Who wouldn't?"

She scoffed here. "Yeah, I'm not running to go join Security. After that run in with the Major, I figure I can do a little better than trying to help out adult who think I'll be a liability. Better on my own."

Hit Girl snickered. "Figures. And I just bet no one can magic alcohol either, or you guys would have them here twenty four seven."